Recent content by Finch

New foods should always be taste tested first before adding seasonings. Just some un alterd berries will do! You got yourself a sword arm, you beutiful bloody eyed dog you! Shame about the liver though, I bet yours is extra yummy!

Huanted huh... You guys need a rat. Ghosts hate rats. We are natural born ghost slayers and such. I think it's high time I was promoted from body guard to ghost watchmen. What do you think boss, I will still keep the floor clean!

You've been dying for FIVE months? Your Constitution must be extra tough!! If you die can I have your liver, I read this neat book and could really use a stout liver like yours. Or,or,or can you pay for berry retrival with some liver? You should be fine if it's only a couple peices! Deal?

I'm looking to be paid in berries, of the Power variety. You can't find super fruits and just "let me find" whatever a bunch of Chipmunks have lying around! AT LEAST TEACH ME HOW YOU GOT THE OOZE POWERS!! I WANT NEAT BLOOD EYES!!

I WILL HELP!!! Will you pay for services rendered in power berries!?

Boat rides arnt fun... There's a lot of work involved,sailors are all grisle,and really protective of their food stores... Old man Chaos is pretty mad at me for not purchesing enough travel rations, So Stark snuck me into this really neat caged room. It's spacious and locked, let's see old...

The good: I had a great time adventuring on the island you guys created. The idea and story behind the lych/undead attrition mod especially made me smile. Watching Travis use his hammer until it was nothing but nubbins was something I won't forget. I thought that having variation in the...

Biata.... isnt that a kind of bread? yummy cheese melted on a lightly grilled Biata bread. I don't know much about a spirit stuff. do you think Clive would stink less as a spirit. I mean I miss him,but Clive was kind of a dirt nugget... never thought about talking to someone i have digested...

I didn't kill him!! He died from starvation a long time ago. I got lots of brothers and sisters. Sometimes there wasn't enough food to go around when I young, and every once and awhile someone would die. We weren't gonna let all that deliciousness go to waste! not to mention it's the best way to...

Saro, I would love to join your gang. My name will be Henchmen, because every cool gang needs one!!! I am surprised you admit your in a gang so openly,but it also increases the coolness vibe. Tell me more, whats the initiation? Do I have to kill a guy? Sloan, I am sure you have lots to...

Thank you so much my lady!!! Meeting a fellow lover of string is a much welcomed surprise. Are you a merchant aswell? I wouldn't mind comparing prices. That way I wont undercut you on cirtain items accidentally. Do you know many Craftsman that come to town? I need to boost my stock...

So... No dragons for awhile then? Thank guda. Dragon fighting really isn't one of my qualifications... I heard some rumors your town slays dragons like most of us eat breakfast... Routinely. I am pleased thats not the case,no impending doom will give me time to sell some of my merchandise...

I would love to learn celestial magic. Reading stars right? Telling fortunes and whatnot? That could be real useful for a merchant of fine goods like myself. It's hard to keep up with trends, adventures are extremely fickle. I really thought investing in string was going to pay off,but demand...

Dear Towns folk, My name is finch and I need work fast. If there are any adventuring groups looking for another sword arm, I wouldn't mind trying out. I have a few qualities that might be a good fit. Qualities: 1: Too fat to run from fights 2: can and will eat anything 3: handsome...