A dire warning...

Avaran

Baron
Friends,
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all that my Squire, Squire Hugh, is really 3 penguins in a Human Suit (kept immaculately dry cleaned). Do not let him fool you any longer!

You have been warned.

In service,
-Sir Avaran
 

Avaran

Baron
P.S.
Please do not hunt him for his meat or his oils. That would be rude. And dangerous to you.

You have been warned (once again),

In service,
-Sir Avaran
 

Draven

Count
Seattle Staff
Marshal
Sir Avaran,

How does one clean a suit when it is dry?

Is this a human tradition? A penguin one?

This mystery seems more odd than usual.

-Z
 

Tantarus

Squire
I see Avaran has got into the booze again, I blame Kasuni. Lets see if he manages to find town before the gather this time. I would not put coin on it, myself.

Sir Tantarus
 

Shin

Artisan
I'm more worried about Hugh, to be honest. Do you know what it is like to hide your face(s) from the world for so long?
Akemi is going to be either really excited or horrified. Not entirely sure which.

- Shin
 

Samyania

Scholar
Seattle Staff
I do not believe this is so. Is this a shenanigan?

Vellis Valeriana Tsalarioth
Apprentice of the Earthen Eye Magisterium of the Aquilix of Odekrag
Apprentice of the New Leaf Academy of New Ceriopolis
Plebian of the House of Temperance and Ruin of New Ceriopolis
 

Draven

Count
Seattle Staff
Marshal
It would explain why Hugh requires so much healing.

....But now I wonder if that means Sir Avanran is five penguins. And how uncomfortably cramped they must be.

-Z
 

Lunchbond

Newbie
Seattle Staff
I am not now, nor have I ever been, three penguins in a suit. Please disregard all rumors claiming I am composed of arctic fowl. These spurious assertions are perhaps spawned from my love for ice baths and herrings, which I guarantee you are coincidental.
-Squire Hugh.
 

norman b

Squire
Marshal
We all know Squire Hugh is a wolf at heart... Now where did that Racial Transformation ritual go....

-Karzel
 

Avaran

Baron
I am not now, nor have I ever been, three penguins in a suit. Please disregard all rumors claiming I am composed of arctic fowl. These spurious assertions are perhaps spawned from my love for ice baths and herrings, which I guarantee you are coincidental.
-Squire Hugh.
This is precisely what someone made of three penguins wearing a Human suit (formerly wearing a Wolfkyn suit) would say to avert suspicion from themselves.

Do not be fooled!
Do not approach.
Do not feed.
Do not offer ice baths.
Do not harvest oils.
Do not hunt for meat.
Do not be fooled by his "opposable" thumbs. They are a sham.

You have been warned (a third and final time)!

In service,
-Sir Avaran
 

norman b

Squire
Marshal
What would happen should he be racial transformed to a penguinkin? Penguin biata?

-Karzel
 

Draven

Count
Seattle Staff
Marshal
That statement is why my well-meaning brother does not perform rituals.

-Z
 

norman b

Squire
Marshal
Except bathing rituals. Adventuring is dirty.

-Karzel
 

Saephis

Squire
Karzel, I will gladly perform rituals that your brother is apprehensive to undertake.

-Eli
 

Shin

Artisan
We all know Squire Hugh is a wolf at heart... Now where did that Racial Transformation ritual go....

-Karzel
Working on it. Come find me, when you have a moment. I found something for the realm of Enerret...

-Shin
 

Kasuni

Squire
This is how you knew that octopi have beaks!

Kasuni
 

Kasuni

Squire
That is terrifying.

- Shin
You get me Shin. It took me awhile to believe it. If the information came from someone less honorable than Squire Hugh, I would have been skeptical for longer than I was.

Kasuni
 

norman b

Squire
Marshal
Working on it. Come find me, when you have a moment. I found something for the realm of Enerret...

-Shin
Absolutely. Next gather?

-Karzel
 
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