Do you like silver?

Toddo

Knight
NEPA Staff
Marshal
I sure do.

What I don't like is people being all angry in my dreams all the time.
So.
For those of us who aren't so terribly important and serious all of the time I want to give you a chance to earn coins. Not many, because fate seems to decree that I only kill the poor and raid the destitute, but what I can spare. All I want is funny dreams. How do I get them?

Dumb. Kobold. Jokes.

Here is how it works:

I heard Koblods are SO dumb...
How dumb are they?
They're so dumb they (and then you put something dumb that Kobolds do)

GO!

Dorgun the Osprey
 
I knew a kobold who was so stupid he would respond to this dream..




Reiklund
 
Kobolds are so dumb...
How dumb are they?
Kobolds are so dumb, they can't even spell "shield," much less cast a Spell Shield.

... don't worry, folks, I won't quit my day job.

- Ketemycos Sharpshot
 
Kobolds are so dumb that they attack the town. There is a vastly superior force of adventurers that have proven countless times that no aggressive force will prevail against them.
 
When is this payout to Occur?





Reiklund
 
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