Drink beer!

Redcloud

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As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
 
I, however, will thank you anyway.

You continue to provide valuable information to the otherwise cluttered and waterlogged internet.

Hopefully, one day, we can all be like you.

But not soon, for it would be boring. :)
 
Poop is really a relative thing. One species poop is another's ambrosia. You feed the yeast, yeasty aftermath is indeed beer.

The little yeasties be our aphids. Protect the yeasties. Long live good Beer!

--Elissa
 
Kazura said:
Poop is really a relative thing. One species poop is another's ambrosia.

--Elissa

But very rarely is one species poop its own ambrosia...

-Justin
 
"Beer, the cause of and answer to all of life's problems" :D
 
And it leads to holiness...

-Justin
 
only if you are a big wuss...

-Justin
 
Hammerfist said:
"Beer, the cause of and answer to all of life's problems" :D

Homer J. Simpson
 
Jorundr said:
the best is home made brew

But....my ommegang witte.. and Duvel..and Voodoo Love child!!

Though having home brew on keg is really quite nice :D

--Elissa
 
Also about three weeks ago time magazine plubished an article that stated having two beers a day was just as good for you heart as 20 minutes of cardio. But, you should still do the cardio. Just though I would let you guys know.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/ ... 54,00.html

Amanda
 
shyacorak said:
most American beers dont do it for me

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f***ing close to water.
 
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