Eulogy for poor little Rnorac

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Dave's little Rnorac the water dragon. He was hardly more than an egg when the poor thing, subject to our neglect perished unfed and unattended. He used to love swimming in the lake and chasing after fish. He was a hardy little thing, held on much longer than any of his predecessors. His death was a loss for us, but a hard-fought victory for Death itself. Some of us did our best to keep him alive, clicked and clicked and clicked in the hopes of seeing him to adolescence. Hoping to see him grow strong in the throws of his childhood through adulthood, to watch his first steps, hear his first words in Common or Draconic, watch with pride as he ravages his first online village. And those that could not be bothered to click even once, for shame! For shame! I just hope you can all live with yourselves after this tragedy that you did nothing to prevent.

Dave, our hearts go out to you in this, your time of loss. We shall be here with virtual shoulders to cry upon and open pm boxes. You were the proud plunderer of little Rnorac when he was just an egg. You helped nurture him the best you could and I know he would have grown up right under your paternal instruction.

So here's to you, baby Rnorac! We raise a glass in your honor and say "Hyzver versvesh vur thric sthyr poc wux, yit thirirl darastrix Rnorac!" :)
 
:cry: So long little buddy, Even the spirit realm can't help but be improved by your presence.
 
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