OOG quotes IG

"To err is human, to hold a grudge for 180 years and revenge yourself on the schmuck's unsuspecting descendants is Biata."


HQ Staff
A watched Kobold never waylays.


HQ Staff
For every ritual effect there is an equal and opposite backlash.

A Bugbear in motion will stay in motion, unless acted upon by binding magic.

A shield in the hand is worth two in the cabin.
A refit in time saves life spells, especially against death elementals. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise, if he has a ward. Two's company, three's a crowd, six is an adventure,
It is better to cast but a single light spell than to slightly curse the mod group.
Life is like an orgy of Wylderkin. You never know what they're gonna beget.

An ogre by any other name would smell just as foul.

When a corpse gives you lemons, look for a mod hook.



"When life gives you lemons, shoot life in the face over and over again with an earth storm."
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man about five or six, usually.

Give a swordsman magic blade, and he will fight for 10 minutes. Teach him to read magic, and he will probably pay good gold for any magic blade scrolls you have.


Violence : apply directly to everything that isn't obviously a merchant.
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second line in a wave battle gets to loot the bodies."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't bother with Legerdemain."

"We who are about to die are cursing slow healers under our breath."

"A copper saved is a future goblin bribed."

"Don't tempt fate, she has Greater Fae Curse."
Teamwork…means never having to rez by yourself.

Two things are infinite : the universe and pc stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Some people have to walk in the rain, others just play Caldaria. ;)

It is not so slight a thing when they, who are so fresh from the earth circle, love us.


Biata of a feather flock together.

The grass is always greener where necromancy is never practiced.

See a copper, pick it up, but watch out that you don't get stabbed while you are doing it.


"Teamwork…means never having to rez by yourself." Oh my god. This needs to be a demotivational poster now.

Mike Ventrella

HQ Staff
Absolute Circles of Power corrupt absolutely

Counted actions speak louder than words

Curiosity killed the sarr

A man's castle is his home

Cleanliness is next to nothing

All good things come to those who wait for the module hook

An ounce of Protections is worth a pound of Cure Lights

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die
Jezebel said:
"Teamwork…means never having to rez by yourself." Oh my god. This needs to be a demotivational poster now.
Jeremy can photo shop it into one. We just need a picture of 3-6 pcs running toward the camera, away from 20 or so npcs.