to the Tune of "Man Out of You", from Mulan.
Let's get into makeup
You'll be red... with scales
You'll get a bigger stat card
If you rep... your tails
You don't know web from wither yet
But you can put your faith in me
Newbies I'll teach you to NPC
Finish all your incants
Don't fight shield... and spear
If you make enough noise
Rogues will get... their rear
Don't forget that you can't call a dodge
If you're busy ripping free
Trust that I'll teach you to NPC
Tell me again how charging works
I forget if Flame Storm kills me
My boyfriend drove us three hours for this game?
So can I swing fifty berserk?
What's it mean to "drop the KB"?
Wait how much health do I take from Storm of Flame?
NPCs
Must be willing to crunch for hours
NPCs
And always ready to role play too
NPCs
And be all set to die time and again
Against the whole town we stand with but a few
We're so behind in schedule
'Cause that mod... ran long
This wave battle must be perfect
Nothing can... go wrong
Your second best just ain't good enough
So be all that you can't be
Playing will teach you to NPC
NPCs
Must be willing to crunch for hours
NPCs
And always ready to role play too
NPCs
And be all set to die time and again
Against the whole town we stand with but a few
I think that officially constitutes bad work ethic.
Let's get into makeup
You'll be red... with scales
You'll get a bigger stat card
If you rep... your tails
You don't know web from wither yet
But you can put your faith in me
Newbies I'll teach you to NPC
Finish all your incants
Don't fight shield... and spear
If you make enough noise
Rogues will get... their rear
Don't forget that you can't call a dodge
If you're busy ripping free
Trust that I'll teach you to NPC
Tell me again how charging works
I forget if Flame Storm kills me
My boyfriend drove us three hours for this game?
So can I swing fifty berserk?
What's it mean to "drop the KB"?
Wait how much health do I take from Storm of Flame?
NPCs
Must be willing to crunch for hours
NPCs
And always ready to role play too
NPCs
And be all set to die time and again
Against the whole town we stand with but a few
We're so behind in schedule
'Cause that mod... ran long
This wave battle must be perfect
Nothing can... go wrong
Your second best just ain't good enough
So be all that you can't be
Playing will teach you to NPC
NPCs
Must be willing to crunch for hours
NPCs
And always ready to role play too
NPCs
And be all set to die time and again
Against the whole town we stand with but a few
I think that officially constitutes bad work ethic.
