I like you Squire Gryphon, but on behalf of professionals and a member of the Broker's Guild, I have to make this statement.
I denounce the Tea Tent as a reliable source of beverage. At last examination, his "concoctions" make outlandish claims of empowerment. At my examination, his drinks neither conferred any benefits nor were imbued with alchemical intoxicants. Speaking with the sellers, they seemed to back these claims. I realize the signs are meant to be satirical, but as a respected Alchemist, I request this be made clear on your signage at your earliest convenience. Currently, it belittles Alchemists, who already have a bad reputation from street vendors selling false "Snake Oils" to the populace.
I'm making these statements in reference to rumors, where the general populace seems confused between visiting a reliable alchemist, and a backyard berry fermenter.
Hunter Davion,
As a Journeyman Alchemist of many years
I denounce the Tea Tent as a reliable source of beverage. At last examination, his "concoctions" make outlandish claims of empowerment. At my examination, his drinks neither conferred any benefits nor were imbued with alchemical intoxicants. Speaking with the sellers, they seemed to back these claims. I realize the signs are meant to be satirical, but as a respected Alchemist, I request this be made clear on your signage at your earliest convenience. Currently, it belittles Alchemists, who already have a bad reputation from street vendors selling false "Snake Oils" to the populace.
I'm making these statements in reference to rumors, where the general populace seems confused between visiting a reliable alchemist, and a backyard berry fermenter.
Hunter Davion,
As a Journeyman Alchemist of many years