Narok, the Savage Lands’ Ambassador, announced his culture’s practices for the New Year’s Celebration. He has welcomed any who wish to participate to join in a grand melee. Everyone will be collected into a centralized area, and the last person standing wins the grand prize. He has offered up that there is a grand prize to win, but details of the prize have been withheld for now. The rules are simple: you use any legal means to bring your opponents to incapacitated or unable to fight. Command magic is frowned upon, given the Savage Lands’ population of Sylvanborne, but Dooms are fine. Anyone who enters the melee is assumed to be consenting to attack, and no charges will be allowed to be pressed for combatants. Narok promises to be standing by with a small contingent of healers to revive those who fall, if they cannot do it themselves or with their companions’ aid. Those with questions are encouraged to direct those questions to Narok (firstname.lastname@example.org) at their leisure.