To Test Your Words.

You who saw my self test should tell other's what
happened. I shall test those who I think have something to teach me.

Silas
Akond of Swat



Who, or why, or which, or what, Is the Akond of SWAT?
Is he tall or short, or dark or fair?
or SQUAT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he sit on a stool or a sofa or a chair,
Is he wise or foolish, young or old?
or HOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he drink his soup and his coffe cold,
Does he sing or whistle, jabber or talk,
or TROT,
The Akond of Swat?
And when riding abroad does he gallop or walk
Does he wear a turban, a fez, or a hat?
or COT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he sleep on a mattress, a bed, or a mat,
When he writes a copy in round-hand size,
with a DOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he cross his T's and finish his I's
Can he write a letter concisely clear
or BLOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Without a speckk or a smudge or smear
Do his people like him extremely well?
or PLOT,
At the Akond of Swat?
Or do they, whenever they can, rebel,
Do his people prig in the lanes or park?
GAROTTE?
O the Akond of Swat!
Or even at times, when days are dark,
Does he study the wants of his own dominion?
a JOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Or doesn't he care for public opinion
To amuse his mind do his people show him
or WHAT,
For the Akond of Swat?
Pictures, or any one's last new poem,
At night if he suddenly screams and wakes,
or a LOT,
For the Akond of Swat?
Do they bring him only a few small cakes,
Does he live on turnips, tea, or tripe?
or a DOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he like his shawl to be marked with a stripe
Does like to sit by the calm blue wave?
or a GROTT,
The Akond of Swat?
Or to sleep and snore in a dark green cave,
Does he drink small beer from a silver jug?
or a POT.
The Akond of Swat?
Or a bowl? or a glass? or a cup? or a mug?
Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe,
or ROT,
The Akond of Swat?
When she let the gooseberries grow too ripe,
Does he wear a white tie when he dines with friends,
or a KNOT,
The Akond of Swat?
And tie it neat in a bow with ends,
Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?
or NOT,
The Akond of Swat?
When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes,
Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?
in a YACHT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he sail about on an inland lake

Some one, or nobody, knows I wot

Is the Akond of Swat!
Who or which or why or what
(Edward Lear)
 
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