So no sh*t there I was, naked as a jaybird, wearing naught but my towel leaving the bathhouse. "AM!" comes a voice from the treeline. "AM! AM!" it says again. So I walk over to investigate this talking shrubbery and the thing smacks me with a vine and I black out. When I came to, Hooch is just standing over me, laughing hysterically. The little bastard made off with my towel! I tell you this, I'm pissing on every AMbush I come across in the woods from here on out."