Recent content by Wildfolk

Um...I'm sorry. I only have 3 copper, and that is my life savings. I'm really really sorry Lord Southkin. Can I work off my fine as your squire, or your stable boy, maybe? Pleeeeeeeease. My father might be really upset with me if I tell I made a knight mad. I'm really good at washing horses...

I'm sorry Mr. Noble. My ma always says she shouldn't have taught me how to read, cause now I get in all kinds of trouble. I take back what I said about the Liche's butt. Please don't have The Justikaar Oblitikate me. My brother says that hurts. I won't do it again. Dorin P.S. Do you have a...

Ok, but if I were to threaten him I'd say "Your *** is grass and my sword's a moo cow." Can I follow one of his constructs to find his keep? Also, do you know where I can find that ninja kobolt I heard about? I want to learn!!! Dorin

May we please threaten this Liche? He is really asking for it. Dorin Future Scout of the Western Desert