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Though it should be obvious, I realize that I should have identified myself at the end of that message. If ever there is a question regarding events that occurred as far as the Vansir are concerned prior to about eight years ago, I would be happy to answer them. Any time after that, and the...

To be accurate, there was not a war that pushed the Vansir onto the Reclaim. Until about thirteen years ago, what is now the Vansir Reclaim was just more farmlands in the Duchy of Ashbury that had been taken by humans. Our people had no land to call their own in this region. A long-dead queen...

Amaranthus, We all had the dream. Not just the biata. I heard several people speaking of it outside the tavern, and had it myself. -Thunder-Bringer

Even I had forgotten "Eight Gold Howlbear" and some of the other embarrassing moments that had occurred more than a decade ago. It was fun to temporarily revert to less-than-serious (okay, downright goofy) Ator on Sunday afternoon before the final battle due to Drak's influence. They always did...

On Friday night, hearing that the keep had been taken by a "tall man with blue eyes." I know a jotun description when I hear one. Same encounter: "Come on, guys! We're going to go storm a fortress then burn it down!" Pillaging is what Vansir do best. Keely, knocking on our cabin door: "Ator...

Draugr, The spirits trapped within your blade call out for freedom, and the spirits housed within mine call out for your blood. I am going to appease them both. I understand that you knew the Sword was coming, and it angered you. Are you frightened? You should be. I am going to destroy you...

I knew I forgot someone. Sad face. Especially huge thanks to Stace, who already knows that I think she is awesome.

Gary, Jaimi, Ray, Dan, Sean, Doug, Kelly, and whoever else I am forgetting: Thank you so much. You are awesome. I had a great time and can't wait for next month. Love you guys. -Shane

Claremont Taco Bell is a KFC/Taco Bell combined, so they don't have the real Taco Bell menu. Also, they get your order wrong every time. Without fail. This is not an exaggeration. It's not a huge city, either. It's Walmart and a bunch of dingy, dirty stores that you feel gross for setting foot...

Did you put your finger on your nose? If not, it doesn't count.

I know it sounds like I am being a goof but this is a dead serious question that I need to know the answer to: Do we need to bring our own TP?

I hope it's an elf! Ooh! Or a sarr! I hope it's a sarr!

There are no such things as women in Claremont, New Hampshire. Only monstrous beasts vaguely resembling such.

You have to pee in a circle to ward off the fisher cat. Ask Gavin.

You'd leave my kid with some random schmuck that'll watch him for gobbies?! I'm stealing this idea. My baby's going to make Lincoln Hawk look like a sally. Some fight for money... Some fight for glory... He's fighting for his father's love

If I ever have a baby, I'm putting an orange headband on it and bringing it to page as an NPC. I'm going to make Gary write pivotal plot around it, and then right as the encounter is about to take place I'm going to conveniently receive a phone call forcing me to rush home. I will then thrust my...

I believe it's Nick Swardson who equated talking to a baby with talking to a really, really drunk person.

You're going to make such an awesome dad, Gary!

Out of curiosity, what exactly ARE death elemental tears the catalyst for that you're so determined to make one cry? :P

Another possibility, I think, after reading other suggestions, would be to drop "I call forth" from the incants. So -- "Stone bolt, 5 stone!" or "Dragon's Breath, 40 flame!" This helps balance the magic item skew Mike mentioned, as you COULD use the new full incant -- "Activate Dragon's...