Ashbury Times

[kuwo]

A recent publication in the Duchy of Ashbury has gravely insulted the Three Kingdoms. Specifically in the article it says,

Apparently multiple sides are hinting that the others may have worked with the Pirates to keep Her Majesty from reaching their shores – a heinous act even to the Sarr way of thinking.

and

... the Sarr seem to have made paranoia about political backstabbing and assassination into a profession, and extreme measures will have to be taken to first make sure the meeting place is secure which is delaying the talks.

First, in these lands, we're called Gorbe, not "Sarr."

Second, there is nothing "heinous" about our way of thinking.

Third, we are not "paranoid." We believe that strength should be tested, and that power should come with accountability. What you call an "assassin" in our lands is similar to what you call a "Paladin" in yours. Who else can reprimand your Nobility if they Fail? Who else will Hunt them if they need to be Stopped?

Your Queen gave her life to stop exactly that which you are doing. Your words have insulted Four Kingdoms. I have tolerated jabs, barbs, and jaded misstatements of the truth from your "paper" before. I am not alone in this. In fact, my only consolation is that you are equally arrogant and rude towards everyone, now including even your own dead Queen.

Your paper needs a Paladin, or an assassin. I don't care what you call it.