Have you seen that adventurers' manifesto? Crazy stuff! I wonder who put it there...
Whoever it is, I hope they get caught! All those adventurers do is cause trouble.
Oh yeah? Just wait until another banshee comes through Wayside. Then you'll change your tune.
So this new Duke of Tymphany, eh? He had just better keep HIS people out of my city and away from my farm, or there'll be trouble.
First Raash, then Bucky, then Attwater... Who do you think is next? Crosspick, from Centeras?
It happened again! I was stuck there all night before a couple soldiers rescued me. Man, Road is the worst game...
Black Betty sank another ship. Even without a ship she’s still sinking them, how can she know where they will be?
Did you find that invitation for someone’s surprise birthday party on August 24th at noon? This bear handed it to me...well, dropped it off by his mouth ….well you get it!
Silp killed the Farmhouse Murderer.
I don’t know who this Silp guy is, but I’m not dea….determined to find out….
I wanted to go join the ranks of the Quiet Ones, but they were anything BUT quiet. I don’t think that’s the path for me.
Sober my ***! You can’t tell me you actually saw a kobold riding a dragon! That makes no sense! Just stop!
Where have Leopold and Oof been?! They promised us a saucy puppet show.
Whoever it is, I hope they get caught! All those adventurers do is cause trouble.
Oh yeah? Just wait until another banshee comes through Wayside. Then you'll change your tune.
So this new Duke of Tymphany, eh? He had just better keep HIS people out of my city and away from my farm, or there'll be trouble.
First Raash, then Bucky, then Attwater... Who do you think is next? Crosspick, from Centeras?
It happened again! I was stuck there all night before a couple soldiers rescued me. Man, Road is the worst game...
Black Betty sank another ship. Even without a ship she’s still sinking them, how can she know where they will be?
Did you find that invitation for someone’s surprise birthday party on August 24th at noon? This bear handed it to me...well, dropped it off by his mouth ….well you get it!
Silp killed the Farmhouse Murderer.
I don’t know who this Silp guy is, but I’m not dea….determined to find out….
I wanted to go join the ranks of the Quiet Ones, but they were anything BUT quiet. I don’t think that’s the path for me.
Sober my ***! You can’t tell me you actually saw a kobold riding a dragon! That makes no sense! Just stop!
Where have Leopold and Oof been?! They promised us a saucy puppet show.