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Lahydiez, ahn' gentlemhen.
I's moy pleasuhre to announce to ye lo' that there will soon be opening, a foine esta'blishment the Kaerwyinn ket'tle, which will kator to your buiszness needz. Easy peasy, with lih'tle lemon squeezy. Infact this foine establishment will provoide fine home cooked meals worthy of a Gramlorian duke 'emself. And we offah the absolute best local desserts this side of the shadow coast...that's garrenshaw me friendz' yea.
...soh, iph yOu wahn'tah sause' up ya lobstah rags, yOu talk ta me, crystal see, savvy be?

(( spoken by justin))
 
What my associate says is true, and indeed we do.
Kaerwyinn kettle will be open for business, and we offer a wide variety of services to the Noble and commoner alike.

Our meals are of the finest cuts of meat, prepared fresh from the beasts of the forest.

Our clothing and jewelery made of only the best materials, ensuring the desired fit, and maximum comfort.

Our premium services are unmatched in any realm... We offer escort services to patrons of our dining establishment; for a small fee, we will escort your party to our location, deliver you home, and guarantee your safety against any and all perils the adventuring lifestyle provides in today's world.

For a truly wonderful night about town, try us. If you are interested, follow the smell of our delicious Alglathorian pasta, or stop by our offices during business hours.

Should that prove too costly or inconvenient, the path of dreams is open to us all; also, you may send a private missive, and I shall promptly respond in person to your query.

Always a pleasure to serve you,

Walter Lathann:
Royal Butler, and master chef by appointment to His Highness King Eaddick I of Whiteoak.
 
Hmmm, I think Polare once tried to start a paid escort service, but the healer's guild wouldn't issue him the license....

Glad to see entrepeneurs are starting up even in war time. Hope you enjoy great success.
 
Our premium escort services only apply to travel to, during, and from our place of business. If you wish to be protected at other times, you would be better off hiring mercenaries to guard you day and night.

Provided, of course, you could find trustworthy mercenaries; ones who have the strength of arms you require, but obviously lacking the intelligence to understand that they could be making twice what any citizen could pay them by going to war in the name of this land.

It is not our intent to provide protective services outside the auspices of a neutral location for meetings to take place in... We only wish to allow for all of our clients (irregardless of their reasons for meeting) to arrive, enjoy, and depart alive and well....

All we ensure is this: should someone have their heart set on murder, it will not disturb your final meal, nor your enjoyment of the evening... so long as you have shown the foresight to purchase our considerable talents.

We shall, as always, endeavor to keep our patrons safe from any stray ills; yet, a humble butler, however talented, can only do so much against the likes of a master assassin such as Razoriel Wildoak.

This is why, as need dictates, we employ operatives who are battle-proven, and field-ready. These members of our establishment are subjected to rigorous training and testing before being approved for field duty in an escort situation.

Many of the items in our extensive catalogue of premium services are protective spells, or jewels, rings, potions, or scrolls. They are not as independant as our operatives, but provide their own measure of protection to and from your special evening.

We have a fine, and longstanding tradition of service. We are not starting up, as you said... I have served the Royal Family of Whiteoak for nearly four hundred years, and I know my craft well. We have been displaced by war, as are many these days, and seek to continue living in the style to which we have grown accustomed.

With no King to bend knee to, we simply do what we have always done; awaiting the time when a true and worthy Lord shall make their presence known, that we may yet again humbly bend our knee to a liege worthy of our service.

Always a pleasure to serve you,

Walter Lathann:
Royal Butler, and master chef by appointment to His late Royal Highness King Eaddick I of Whiteoak.
 
Goodman Lathann, you and your associate have mentioned several names and places I do not hear too often anymore. I look forward to visiting your establishment, partially for the food, but especially for the conversation.

Sincerely, Aziraphel
 
And might I inquire as to whether there is any work available as an escort? I wouldn't consider myself a mercenary, i fight no one's wars for them, but protection to those who need it is more to my liking.
 
I would certainly wish to see this shop of yours.
 
In response.

I thank you, each and every one, for your interest.

Aziraphel: Please, call me Walter, I may not respond to my familial name, serving as I had, for more than half of my life in the Royal household. Justin and I would be more than happy to converse with you about our journey through the Realms of Garrenshaw, Gram-Lor, Aglathorn, Colear, Kaerwyinn, and the blasted lands. Perhaps some libations are in order? I have heard tales of your Derring-do in your battle against the Shadow menace, indeed, I am fascinated by all I have heard of the adventurers of Duppington, and the feats of arms of the great Knights Sirs Marcus, Jakartin, Krieger, and Trystan.

Lhrayven: We will be opening our storefront soon, within a fortnight, we are certain. Please do indulge your curiosity, and peruse our fine wares. We would be most pleased to recieve you in your own time.

Cerulean Jax: It would be best to speak with Justin on this matter, he oversees all recruitment, distribution, acquisitions, and loss prevention. Though, it may be a good idea for me to accompany you, as he is sometimes difficult to understand for those not native to our homelands. We are always looking for skilled and dependable wariors, however. Feel free to stop by our offices in the mean, and we will arrange a more private discussion of these matters.

Once again, thank you all most humbly for your interest in our wares and services.

Always a pleasure to serve you,

Walter Lathann:
Royal Butler, and master chef by appointment to His late Royal Highness King Eaddick I of Whiteoak.
 
I'm always glad to hear of new voices in this world.
 
Thank you *nods* I will stop by when I have the time to do so.
 
Phantastik

U lo' 'ad me a bi' worried I migh' loike ta say. A bird wing fluttah thought this canyon echo had a bag o' sand in i'. Too roight if ya lookin' fo' employmen' then oi sujest ya speak ta me in the lonely loike, since itz impoloite ta speak a da' 'angin' around the torch pole see whaddI'm sayin'?
Justin
 
I thik i understand what you mean, and I'd be glad to converse in private about such matters.
 
Buenos d?as Walter and Justin,

I couldn?t help but notice that you are opening up a new restaurant. I wonder, would you perhaps be in need of a cuoco to help in the kitchens? Or perhaps a bartender or server? My skills in such things are all quite good. Mi Madre once told me that my skill with the food pallet was that of a grand cuoco. Perhaps I should send you a list of my many recipes? Granted, some of them are family secrets, and thus, mi amigos, I wont be able to send you more than just a description.

In any case, if you would like to see some sort of work history or any type of education on the matter, I would be more than willing to send you a formal letter of my skill. Provided of course that I have the honor of meeting you fine gentleman this weekend?

Grazie A presto,
Diego Salvetore
 
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