Ithica
Adept
Ok so driving home today after picking up my daughter at elementary school. I see a old dodge truck pulled over, no driver. I recognize the truck as a neighbor of mine who lives 2 house down. Now this truck is covered in "keep honking, im reloading", "Wolfpack 4 life!", and "Some cartoon charcater pissing on a FORD emblem"... also two tone paint green and rust....
Driving about a mile to my house. I see the Larry the Cable look a like, with his WWE DX hat on. I drop off my daughter and then back out, go to the guy and ask him whats up. Hes out of gas, and broke..... I get a gas tank drive to the gas station give him 3 gallons of gas... Here is were it gets weird........
The lotto in Ct. is highest its ever been, 5.8million. I have been playing the same $16 worth of numbers since this new series started (about 5 weeks). Before i picked up my daughter i got my lotto tickets and bought $4 more worth. So i got 20 tickets..
Anyway at the gas station some little old lady... I mean old, carrying a tree branch walking stick. Ask for directions, i give it to her and then she tries to give me $1...... I tell her thats not required, she demands i take it, i say no, she says ok ill drop it here on the ground. As i pick it up, shes gives me a smile and walks away.
So I go in and buy a lotto ticket with it. This email is just a pre-celebration email.. As Tomorow night (friday) I will win 5.8 million... At which point i will smash my cell phone, and higher a midget to be my personal assistant.
My only dilemma is this... When i win... How much is my neighbor entitled to? After all if not for him, I would not of been at the gas station, but then again maybe the lady would never have been there either... Anyway. Is he entitled to anything? I mean he didnt even pump the gas i gave him. I start off with a New Truck for him....
-Toddy
Driving about a mile to my house. I see the Larry the Cable look a like, with his WWE DX hat on. I drop off my daughter and then back out, go to the guy and ask him whats up. Hes out of gas, and broke..... I get a gas tank drive to the gas station give him 3 gallons of gas... Here is were it gets weird........
The lotto in Ct. is highest its ever been, 5.8million. I have been playing the same $16 worth of numbers since this new series started (about 5 weeks). Before i picked up my daughter i got my lotto tickets and bought $4 more worth. So i got 20 tickets..
Anyway at the gas station some little old lady... I mean old, carrying a tree branch walking stick. Ask for directions, i give it to her and then she tries to give me $1...... I tell her thats not required, she demands i take it, i say no, she says ok ill drop it here on the ground. As i pick it up, shes gives me a smile and walks away.
So I go in and buy a lotto ticket with it. This email is just a pre-celebration email.. As Tomorow night (friday) I will win 5.8 million... At which point i will smash my cell phone, and higher a midget to be my personal assistant.
My only dilemma is this... When i win... How much is my neighbor entitled to? After all if not for him, I would not of been at the gas station, but then again maybe the lady would never have been there either... Anyway. Is he entitled to anything? I mean he didnt even pump the gas i gave him. I start off with a New Truck for him....
-Toddy
