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FIRST and foremost, congratulations to all adventurers for their commendable work defeating the great evils of last weekend. I wet my trousers no less than seven times as season veterans circled around me defeating lizardmen, skeletons, or tree cursed things with pants; No matter what came your way (seriously what were some of things?) I saw that NOTHING would hinder your spirit. A kudos to you, I tip my often feathered hat to you. :thumbsup:
With that said, I think we all can agree that such legendary exploits should not pass unmentioned. For shame I say! That is were Lucky and I come in!
You see my fine looking folks, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: We like you. Yes, I realize this is shocking, appalling, and possibly arousing to consider, but Lucky and I want to stop our constant moving about and settle in to this area for a spell packet or two. And as result, we need to do the jobs we were blessed since birth to do, and that's entertaining the best of the best (pssh that's you)!
My gorgeous goslings, what Lucky and I need are patrons. What is that you ask? Simple! You pledge a certain amount of coin to us as artists and depending on the amount, we (the ever talented Lucky and I) will write or sing or even perform material (as big as formal plays) for YOU. Personally. Hot damn that's awesome, right?
Here's our tentative breakdown:
1 silver: short clever limerick
5 silver: Poem about you (or another individual/thing by request)
7 silver: Song about you (or another individual/thing by request)
1 gold: Short play
2+ gold: WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU SEXY SEXY PERSON.
As patrons, the content is negotiable. You want a nice war song to march into battle with? Done deal bucko. You want a romantic poem to woo the woman you don't have to courage to talk to? Child's play baby. Do you want an over elaborate play that implicates another audience member sitting next to you, causing them to stand up in shock, instantly confirming their guilt? Well actually that's pretty crappy detective work when you think about it, but if you really want it, WE ARE YOUR BARDS.
We are already working on content for two individuals, one of them doesn't even know it! We intend to spread the glorious tales of your adventures and some small coin would go along way to help! Any questions please ask! Thank you for your time and good night!
-Sam Gemclipper
FIRST and foremost, congratulations to all adventurers for their commendable work defeating the great evils of last weekend. I wet my trousers no less than seven times as season veterans circled around me defeating lizardmen, skeletons, or tree cursed things with pants; No matter what came your way (seriously what were some of things?) I saw that NOTHING would hinder your spirit. A kudos to you, I tip my often feathered hat to you. :thumbsup:
With that said, I think we all can agree that such legendary exploits should not pass unmentioned. For shame I say! That is were Lucky and I come in!
You see my fine looking folks, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: We like you. Yes, I realize this is shocking, appalling, and possibly arousing to consider, but Lucky and I want to stop our constant moving about and settle in to this area for a spell packet or two. And as result, we need to do the jobs we were blessed since birth to do, and that's entertaining the best of the best (pssh that's you)!
My gorgeous goslings, what Lucky and I need are patrons. What is that you ask? Simple! You pledge a certain amount of coin to us as artists and depending on the amount, we (the ever talented Lucky and I) will write or sing or even perform material (as big as formal plays) for YOU. Personally. Hot damn that's awesome, right?
Here's our tentative breakdown:
1 silver: short clever limerick
5 silver: Poem about you (or another individual/thing by request)
7 silver: Song about you (or another individual/thing by request)
1 gold: Short play
2+ gold: WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU SEXY SEXY PERSON.
As patrons, the content is negotiable. You want a nice war song to march into battle with? Done deal bucko. You want a romantic poem to woo the woman you don't have to courage to talk to? Child's play baby. Do you want an over elaborate play that implicates another audience member sitting next to you, causing them to stand up in shock, instantly confirming their guilt? Well actually that's pretty crappy detective work when you think about it, but if you really want it, WE ARE YOUR BARDS.
We are already working on content for two individuals, one of them doesn't even know it! We intend to spread the glorious tales of your adventures and some small coin would go along way to help! Any questions please ask! Thank you for your time and good night!
-Sam Gemclipper
