Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Kasuni

Kasuni

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To a most awsome friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Yay for the birthday of Jeremy! You are 18 >.> What will you do next?!

You must have a most awsome day today! May it be 100% excellent! No, 200%! (It's really early for me for this seems hysterically funny)

Now you can proudly have no driving restrictions!

Happy birthday to youuuuuu!

~Emily

PS. Yes, I did make sure I posted this at exactly midnight >.>
 
Happy Birthday, Jeremy.
 
Congratulations on reaching 18. You are now old enough to:

Sign a contract on your own
Rack up amazing amounts of personal debt
Vote for the most powerful leaders in the western world
Purchase a handgun
Be prosecuted as an adult no matter the crime
Die for your country

And you know what? You *still* can't buy a beer. ;)
 
Happy birthday, dude.

And remember: It's only wrong if you get caught. Or something.
 
Happy 18th Birthday!!
 
Purchase a handgun

Nope actualy I can't do that one. I can buy an Assualt rifle though. Why would I need one?
 
Egor said:
Purchase a handgun

Nope actualy I can't do that one. I can buy an Assualt rifle though. Why would I need one?
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Because of the wild squirrels I sent to get you... beware ^^
 
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