Congratulations, enjoy yourself! 15, hmm? Has it really been a year since you armed yourself with a sword and started to terrorize the neighborhood? Scary!
May you not face a death sentence for trying to destroy the w.... Oh wait....
May you not be kidnapped by vam... hmmm....
May the Fae never get you into... hrmph. This is gonna be harder than I thought!
May you never encounter the nasal drippings of an allergic water buffalo! (Hopefully that hasn't happened to you yet!)