Not an un-birthday today?
Some suggestions of things to do on your birthday:
Get drunk, stand on the roof in the nude... then drunk dial friends you haven't seen ince highschool.
Decapitate a few garden gnomes with a golf club.
Make the ranking FNG on staff your personal slave for the day.
Add some more syllables... maybe three, perhaps four. (Just seeing if you're still paying attention)
Enjoy... hope it is interesting (and not in the "interesting times" sort of way)
Always helpful, except in emergencies;
-Gideon