Happy Birthday

Little voices begin their chant, (sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks) you are drawn toward the voices. Could they be singing "Happy Birthday"? Deep in the forest now, the voices become more clear. You recognize them now as your faithful Kobold army...for you are King Jonathan, Great protector of Kobolds near and far, the chosen one...who according to Kobold legends will lead them on their rise to supremacy. All hail King Jonathan.

Happy birthday Ryan.

(All previous references to Jonathan taking over the world with a Kobold army, should be totally ignored. They were stated OOG, therefore to use this information as a motive to assassinate Jonathan without learning it in game, would be considered metagaming, and just downright mean)
 
Paul Bunyan, Babe, and I all wish you the happiest of birthdays! (and may you never suffer a birthday at Paul Bunyan Land!)

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Here at Trystan Farms, we'd like to take a moment to tell you about a man instrumental to our success. A man whose greatness was evident from the moment he picked up his tools one fateful day so long ago and began to sow his crop.

A man whose birthday came today, a man whose victories have been stolen by WoW.

A man who fought for his right to misuse /agree while playing a gnome, like any good steward of the world would!

You may know of this man, or you may know of his work; but nothing compares to being out there in the fields alongside him, combatting the dread menace we all know and despise:

That's right, I mean the Unfed.

Johnny Oats has been combatting Greaters, and repelling lessers for some time now; and I tell you, he's a mensch and a half. When it comes down to commitment to duty, Johnny oats is second to none.

From the green fields of Eagan, to the charred and smoking remnants of Garrenshaw, nobody beats JohnnyOats for taste, selection, or quality!

Remember kids, help Johnny combat the Unfed, eat your JohnnyOats.

Happy Birthday bro :)
-Gideon
 
Happy B-day man! :cool:

All was looking bad I was weak and had little strengh left. Well I just ate some of those good ol' Jonny Oat's and I was able to takle five dragons with my sword!
 
Happy Birthday Ry-Ry!!! Love you!! *hugs*
 
you better have had an awsome birthday o___o

or the birthday patrol alligators will get you!!!

... it's true O___O

Happy birthday ^__^
 
"JohnnyOats saved me from vicious Hungers one night. They came in, were about to eat me, then grabbed the box and left! Of course, now that I don't have my JohnnyOats any more, I wish I had been eaten." - Alexandros

"JohnnyOats! JohnnyOats! JohnnyOats Brigade! Kobolds unite, ready to fight in the JohnnyOats Brigade! JohnnyOats! JohnnyOats! JohnnyOats Brigade! Those Unfed are gonna be dead in the JohnnyOats Brigade!" - the JohnnyOats Brigade song

"JohnnyOats is good. JohnnyOats is good. JohnnyOats is good. JohnnyOats is good." - Kurguard's Experimental Advertising Clockwork

Happy birthday, man.
 
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