Happy Birthday

Event for your birthday present, huh? Have a good one.
 
Happy Birthday Jeff!!
See ya tomorrow!
 
May you never be caught in only your unde... hunh, too late... may you never be thrown down a rat hole with a ro... oh, wait.... May you never wield a two-... aw, jeez.....

May the worst of today surpass the best of yesterday, and may syphilitic, slobbering monkeys never flash you their naughty bits while coated in marmalade.
 
Have a great one Jeff.
 
Happy birthday, Jeff. =D
 
Thanks all, it's good to be old. Wait, no it's not. Oh, well. At least I haven't caught up to Dave yet *wink*.
 
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