Happy Merry Festivus

Ondreij

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I brought my Festivus pole into work, today, to share with all the joys of this secular holiday.

So, Happy Merry Festivus to all.
 
Happy holidays everyone!

Jim
 
Boy, you folks really missed the point of this message. Festivus is the holiday "for the rest of us".

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Thread jacking is bad manners - please start your own thread when you have a comment unrelted to the thread.

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In all seriousness: Merry Christmas and/or whatever holiday you celebrate!!!! :D
 
Friday marks the annual ritual appeasement of Yig'Sklotk, I'll be needing a sacrifice if anyone is interested in learning about other religions. (Briefly)
-toddo
 
And here's a pleasant little Christmas song you can download. It's called "Santa's Coming" and it's by my brother Philip (a/k/a "Inspector Muffin"):

Download from here: http://michaelaventrella.com/santascoming.php


Santa comes only once a year
So when its time for him to come everyone stand clear

His sack is full with good things for me and you
and if you've been a real good boy, he'll drop a load or two on you

Everyone beat the Christmas drums
Everyone's glad when Santa comes

When he comes!
Santa's Coming!
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa's Coming!

Don't be shy; Santa's quite the handsome chap
You can feel the love he brings by sitting on his lap

So sit right down, there's a package just for you
But don't open til Christmas day or Santa's gonna come too soon

Santa will bless the old and young if your stocking is well hung

When he comes! Santa's Coming!
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa's Coming!

Before you go down, please make sure the chimney's clear
If its too tight, you should go 'round back and enter from the rear
For the climax of the year

Christmas day the bells have rung - Santa Claus on every tongue

When he comes! Santa's Coming!
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa's Coming!

When he comes; Darling Santa; Dear Santa Claus
 
Ondreij said:
I brought my Festivus pole into work, today, to share with all the joys of this secular holiday.

So, Happy Merry Festivus to all.

My state is so awesome - we have a Festivus pole in our state Capitol building, right next to the nativity scene and menorah!

Except here in IL, we started Festivus early, with the airing of grievances...
 
Maxondaerth said:
..and the auctioning of elected offices.

Pfft.... that's nothing new here, and that has no season. Just marry well, or have enough money, and anyone can get elected here. Well, unless you open your mouth (see Jim Oberweis for proof of this).
 
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