Heeeeeeeelllllppp mmmmeeeeee....

kalindra

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Hey... Jehan...

I dropped something! It's so far away...

I can't reach... It's all the way on the floor, there...

Come get it for me... Heeelllllpppp!

--Ramona Wrathborne
 
Mistress Ramona,

I am within Jehan's manor. Shall I come and help you? Would you prefer Jehan directly?

If needed I can ask the staff to be more diligent in your care, however be mindful we have a small staff .

If you wish I shall be up to you as soon as I wake. Is there anything else I can do for you?

In Service,
Cyn
 
Lich,

If you want your existence ended with minimum fuss, simply indicate where you are, and the Defenders of the Light will arrive to dispatch you to the Great Beyond.

Circle Master Eric Marsters
Circle Master of Fairfax
Greater Earth Guild of Terna
 
Sorry Mistress Ramona,

It appears I am of unable to be of assistance .

Hopefully Jehan will be along to assist you soon.

Please do not scream too much- some of us have work to do.

Cyn
 
Circle Master,

i assure you taking the law into your own hands is ill advised in this case. A Knight oversaw the custody of the undead and her willingness to accept a gift of life, and the action is currently being watched by members of the magisterium and Novility to ensure compliance with the law. In addition, Members of the earth guild have been dispatched with overseeing her care and I am seeing to her fair treatment and guard.

As an allowance for our friendship, for my home is nowhere near your circle of influence, you are welcome to test the strength of the multi layered wards she now confined herself to until such time as a gift of life can be purchase from my own coin.

Regards,

Jehan Wyldweaver
 
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Hey... I dropped a thing again...

Also this pillow is so lumpy, it's the worst!

Also your servants are all alive, it's awkward.

Also don't let that light defender in here, he sounds loud!

Also I was going to tell you something important but I forgot what it was.

--Ramona Wrathborne
 
Hey... Why is your floor so far away?

Isn't anyone paying attention? I'll do... a thing... I don't know, something bad.

--Ramona Wrathborne
 
Ahahaha!

Ramona, I think you're my favorite undead ever.

-Radi
 
Radi, vhy vou liking an undead now? Bad, kill them remember...

Uggvey, your marheimed one time and now like undead.

Kit
 
Thanks, Radi, and you seem like a nice... the thing that you are.

Kit, maybe you should think about talking to your resurrection guy because it sounds like last time you died he brought you back with the dumb.

Jehan, pick up the thing!!!

--Ramona Wrathborne
 
Kit,
She's going to get a gift of life, so it's fine. Plus she's funny! Also, who is this "Uggvey" guy? I was NEVER A MARHEIM, so you couldn't be talking about me! I'm amazed at how you can go from wise words to incomprehensible. There's never any normal speaking for you.

Ramona,
Ha! Thank you!

Jehan,
Are you never in your castle? How long does it take to go pick up something!? I mean, I'm pretty lazy too, but if I had somebody yelling at me to do something I probably would just do it to have them stop yelling at me.

-Radi
 
Radi,

I've picked it up several times... *sigh*


Jehan W
 
Ramona,

I've moved your mattress to the floor, also I've gotten you a long stick with a hook to fetch things with minimal effort. Just about anything you could want is within arms reach.

While I promised to make you as comfortable as possible in my home while you are stuck in this form, you are also bound by some common rules of guest etiquette. I would appreciate you bring further issues to me directly rather than in the dream realms.

Jehan Wyldweaver
 
Yeah but if I wanted to be "that guy" about it, technically you threatened me and kidnapped me out of my house, so I think we can call it even. Anyway, how else am I supposed to bring issues to you when you're not in the room?

I still can't remember that thing I was supposed to tell you.

--Ramona Wrathborne
 
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