LISTEN UP!
You know, I’m tired of dealing with stupid Gaden people thinkin’ that they’re the top of the food chain and thinkin’ that us goblins are just stupid pests. Jane tried telling us that us goblins and you folks could maybe possibly perhaps almost be friends, but it’s really somethin’ that the fancy nobles of Gaden would tell a guy tryin’ to be a noble “Hey, you can be a noble if you go out and kill all the goblins.” You know what that says about you? It says you guys are nothing but self-centered stupids, that’s what! You hear that, Victor Von Gryphon? You’re a self-centered stupid! You wanna kill all the goblins just so you can toss on a belt and say you’re better than everyone else! So, we’ve had it! We’re tired of it! We are not gonna let some red-belt adventurer try to stomp us out just to get in good graces with white-belts and keep killing off races that don’t deserve it!
You think I’m kiddin’? You think I don't see your little men scoping us out? Let me be clear: As king of the goblins, I declare war on Victor Von Gryphon, his mama, his daddy, his mama’s and daddy’s mamas and daddies, his brothers, his sisters, his kids, kid’s kids, his aunts, his uncles, his cousins, his second cousin twice removed, his best friend from when he was five, the guy who made his tea tent, the guy who made that slow silver hammer, the guy who makes his breakfast, the guy who makes his boots, and anybody else close to him I forgot to mention! Yeah, even THAT guy! I’m that serious.
You think you’re somethin’ special? You think you’re better than all us goblins? Prove it! We’re stronger and better than ever before! We found a thing in the mountains, it made us a new castle, I called all the best goblins in the Valley to come stay there, and I’d love to see you try to take us down in it! No, seriously, give it a shot.
It is ON! Be prepared to admit that us goblins are too much for you to handle and that it was wrong for you to ever take on the job of killin' us off!
- Linko, King of the Goblins
You know, I’m tired of dealing with stupid Gaden people thinkin’ that they’re the top of the food chain and thinkin’ that us goblins are just stupid pests. Jane tried telling us that us goblins and you folks could maybe possibly perhaps almost be friends, but it’s really somethin’ that the fancy nobles of Gaden would tell a guy tryin’ to be a noble “Hey, you can be a noble if you go out and kill all the goblins.” You know what that says about you? It says you guys are nothing but self-centered stupids, that’s what! You hear that, Victor Von Gryphon? You’re a self-centered stupid! You wanna kill all the goblins just so you can toss on a belt and say you’re better than everyone else! So, we’ve had it! We’re tired of it! We are not gonna let some red-belt adventurer try to stomp us out just to get in good graces with white-belts and keep killing off races that don’t deserve it!
You think I’m kiddin’? You think I don't see your little men scoping us out? Let me be clear: As king of the goblins, I declare war on Victor Von Gryphon, his mama, his daddy, his mama’s and daddy’s mamas and daddies, his brothers, his sisters, his kids, kid’s kids, his aunts, his uncles, his cousins, his second cousin twice removed, his best friend from when he was five, the guy who made his tea tent, the guy who made that slow silver hammer, the guy who makes his breakfast, the guy who makes his boots, and anybody else close to him I forgot to mention! Yeah, even THAT guy! I’m that serious.
You think you’re somethin’ special? You think you’re better than all us goblins? Prove it! We’re stronger and better than ever before! We found a thing in the mountains, it made us a new castle, I called all the best goblins in the Valley to come stay there, and I’d love to see you try to take us down in it! No, seriously, give it a shot.
It is ON! Be prepared to admit that us goblins are too much for you to handle and that it was wrong for you to ever take on the job of killin' us off!
- Linko, King of the Goblins