Hinkleblink Holdings Funded Travel Into The Wyldes

[Ziggy]

::osted around Kupspar in prominent areas. (Tavern, guilds, Consortium area etc):::

Good people of Kupspar,
Many of you have apparently been having strange dreams with ominous themes pointing to a local man named Ravineous and his current location. From what we have learned, he appears to be trapped in the Wyldes which seem to be overrun by the husk creatures that we all know too well. We here at Hinkleblink Holdings, being that we hold deep concern for the people of Kupspar and their causes, have made arrangements with the local Consortium agency to provide circle travel for the upcoming rally to the Wyldes. Hinkleblink Holdings will also be sending a small private security force along to the Wyldes. We recommend you arm yourselves well before travelling as the aforementioned security force will focus largely on surveying the area so we can be prepared the provide potential provision, shelter and security should this be a prolonged endeavor or we should need to return in the future. If you have any questions, concerns or information you wish to share please seek out one of our people here in town or leave any messages on the tavern wall that you feel might be helpful in this endeavor and remember....
Choose Hinkleblink Holdings, because two H's are better than one

 

[Aggravain]

Why would we need Hinkleblink? Couldnt we just Mosey over with a Besh and Bloodmoon Escort? Get us in... do the deed and get us out.

 

[Dom]

That's Hinkleblink for ya. Gettin' their hands in everything. Though, I gotta say I'm a little impressed by their willingness to venture into the wilds to sate their greed.

-Lenry

 

[Ziggy]

Why would we need Hinkleblink? Couldnt we just Mosey over with a Besh and Bloodmoon Escort? Get us in... do the deed and get us out.

Thank you for your questions, friend. Hinkleblink Holdings is merely offering a means of travel that is a bit gentler on the feet of its travelers. You could just, as you say, "mosey" in there and risk injury merely during the long endless trudge through the Wyldes on the way to our destination. No one is forcing you to use the service we, Hinkleblink Holdings, are providing. Lastly friend, I believe our method would be the most efficient in getting you in to "do the deed" and getting you out quickly. We hope to hear from you soon. Hinkleblink Holdings, because only the BEST is good enough

 

[Ziggy]

That's Hinkleblink for ya. Gettin' their hands in everything. Though, I gotta say I'm a little impressed by their willingness to venture into the wilds to sate their greed.

-Lenry

Thank you for your comments Lenry! As you can see we succeed in customer service. All comments and questions are addressed in order of priority even if they are slander. We at Hinkleblink Holdings believe in the people of Kupspar. We want to water you, and feed you. Watch you grow and if you cant support yourself, we'll tie you to a stick in the ground until you can. Regardless of any bad light Hinkleblink Holding has recently endured, we assure you our intentions are to provide for the people of Kupspar and maybe someday help them expand their township into new brave lands. Looking forward to further correspondence with you, Lenry.
Hinkleblink Holdings, Because We Care

 

[Dom]

Oh, as am I. So long as there's coin to be made. Contrary to how I may have come off, there's a lot to be said for those who do get themselves involved. I believe there is plenty we could discuss and we'd be able to find ourselves, eventually, in a mutually beneficial situation.

-Lenry