HQ Logistics

[RiddickDale]

Do you folks sell elf ears at logistics? It appears my kids have... well.... done something with mine.

Stephen

 

[Aggravain]

I don't think we do to be honest.

Mike,
Did you happen to snag some when we got the potion vials.

 

[Robb G]

i thought there was a bag of ears and horns in the one locker. i mean there was when i worked there, but that was last year.

 

[Ezri]

We usually do - not sure if we have any left though.

 

[Duke Frost]

Do you folks sell elf ears at logistics? It appears my kids have... well.... done something with mine.

Stephen

You are not an elf. Not with that beard. At best you are a half elf.

 

[aara]

You are not an elf. Not with that beard. At best you are a half elf.

And you're too tall. At best you are a half-elf, half-giant.

Signed,
The short beardless one

 

[Duke Frost]

You are not an elf. Not with that beard. At best you are a half elf.

And you're too tall. At best you are a half-elf, half-giant.

Signed,
The short beardless one

I am a Tolkien elf. That's why I have no beard. I'm probably actually average height for a Tolkien elf. Now if I could just get rid of all these damn bulky muscles, I'm just not portraying the slender part right.

You are D&D elf height...

Scott

 

[dreadpiratebill]

Delualdur's elf beard > Riddick's elf beard.

--bill

 

[aara]

I am a Tolkien elf. That's why I have no beard. I'm probably actually average height for a Tolkien elf. Now if I could just get rid of all these damn bulky muscles, I'm just not portraying the slender part right.

You are D&D elf height...

Scott

No, no, we have to go with one type of elf, and since we are D&D based, I'm right.

 

[Duke Frost]

I am a Tolkien elf. That's why I have no beard. I'm probably actually average height for a Tolkien elf. Now if I could just get rid of all these damn bulky muscles, I'm just not portraying the slender part right.

You are D&D elf height...

Scott

No, no, we have to go with one type of elf, and since we are D&D based, I'm right.

D&D is based on Tolkien however. Where do you think orcs come from?

 

[aara]

D&D is based on Tolkien however. Where do you think orcs come from?

Right, but he got elves wrong. Everyone knows that.

 

[Duke Frost]

D&D is based on Tolkien however. Where do you think orcs come from?

Right, but he got elves wrong. Everyone knows that.

Like the millions of people who went to see the moves? I don't think so. Tolkien Elves > D&D Elves

 

[aara]

D&D is based on Tolkien however. Where do you think orcs come from?

Right, but he got elves wrong. Everyone knows that.

Like the millions of people who went to see the moves? I don't think so. Tolkien Elves > D&D Elves

Us D&D elves can totally hamstring you Tolkien beasts.

 

[Duke Frost]

How many D&D elves can you even name?

Tolkien:

Legolas - #1 heartthrob elf ever
Gil Galad
Glorfindel
Elrond (half elven, I know, but he chose elven)
Celeborn
Galadriel
Thranduil

And that's just off the top of my head.

I can name one D&D elf off the top of my head...Tanis (half elven with a beard)

Heck, I can name more Dragon Age elves than D&D elves.

 

[Gunnar]

Corellen Larethian.

Just sayin',
-Ali

 

[Duke Frost]

Corellen Larethian.

Just sayin',
-Ali

He's technically a god, not an elf.

No gods at Alliance.

 

[Jevedor]

Delualdur's elf beard > Riddick's elf beard.

Law Beard is his own Race of Elf

 

[aara]

Corellen Larethian.

Just sayin',
-Ali

That's right Ali - Us Little elves need to stick together!

There are:
Mialee
Araevin Teshurr
Ellifain Tuuserail
Galaeron Nihmedu
Innovindil

 

[Duke Frost]

Google of Mialee = 59,000 results

Google of Legolas = 8,470,000 results

Just sayin'

 

[aara]

Google of Mialee = 59,000 results

Google of Legolas = 8,470,000 results

Just sayin'

Just because the D&D movie blew chunks and Legolas got cast as one of the hottest guys ever, that's why.

I bet more D & D elves exist than Tolkien ones, just because SO many of us pen & paper dorks have drawers full of characters.
Besides, all the Tolkien elves ran away from Middle Earth as soon as they had the chance. The D & D elves don't go running to the Undying Lands whenever things change.

Thus short elves > tall elves