I must apologize

[jpariury]

I usually don't give any credence to claims of the federal, state and local governments stepping on other folks' religious sensibilities, but now they're trying to remove Jesus Christ from the public library. This is going too far and plain ridiculous. Where will it end?

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

Have you ever noticed that nobody ever goes eccentric and changes their name to Easter Bunny?

 

[jpariury]

I heard about about a guy at Macy's on 34th that claimed to be Santa Claus. Does that count?

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

I would say no. Much higher profile figure, and also still essentially human. Plus, there is precedent in film and television for people being "the real Santa" whereas his bunnyship not so much. Anyone claiming to be Santa has a pretty decent chance of being passed off as a harmless eccentric, anyone who demands to be acknowledged as the actual Easter Bunny is asking for a one way ticket to a state hospital and a closed ward.

 

[Wraith]

How about the National Guardsman named Optimus Prime?

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

That is simply badass.

 

[Jevedor]

how about a transformer easter bunny?

 

[Robb G]

that is clearly a cylon easter bunny.

 

[jpariury]

That was my first thought word-for-word.

 

[Toddo]

Yikes.... Same here. Creeeepy.

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

I concur with you others. Clearly, they are already here.

 

[Robb G]

...and they have a plan.

 

[jpariury]

To get rid of Jesus from the library?

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

Rampant self-promotion is exactly the kind of human failing that will allow the Cylons to get the jump on us. Stop derailing the thread.

 

[Anazstaizia]

I think the main problem with this wasn't so much the name as that he was being disruptive to other patrons. It's sort of a he-said-she-said situation though, so who knows?

 

[jpariury]

Stop derailing the thread.

I AM THE THREAD!

It's sort of a he-said-she-said situation

...

Yeah, see this? This is me not going there.

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

We all admire your restraint. Can't you admit that sometimes some things are bigger than just one person?

 

[EricMarsters]

We all admire your restraint. Can't you admit that sometimes some things are bigger than just one person?

But what if the guy's like over 7' tall? That's a really big guy...

 

[Dan Nickname Beshers]

It's a metaphorical bigness. Like, poems and junk.

 

[markusdark]

If there's one thing that men are familiar with it is 'metaphorical' bigness.