joke for all those looking for jobs

Jevedor

Jevedor

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New Hampshire Staff
Crossroads Staff
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.' 'Have you ever been in the military service?' Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?' The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.' The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00A.M.. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?' This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.

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I was never in the army, so will developing a caffeine allergy and have my testicles removed get me hired somewhere? ;)
 
Yep, it's true, working as a government contractor's no different than working for the government.
 
Except for the benefits, Rob.

I would love to be accruing PTO as fast as those guys. And you know, be able to carry over like 720 hours a year.
 
Hey, I get 4 weeks of vacation a year and we can carry over 400 hours or something in that neighborhood, as far as I'm concerned that's good enough. :P
 
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