I would just like to reiterate one thing I was telling everyone before:
DON"T TOUCH THE ORPHANS!
They are currently under Gypsy protection.
While under my probation, I am still protecting these orphans and yes, in order to provide 24/7 protection, I have asked the Gypsies and our pets to take care of said orphans.
There have been several attempts by local brigands and thieves to test this new policy of the Gypsies. Deaths of said Brigands and thieves have resulted during these tests. Although there was one sucessfull waylaying of an orphan I would like to point out that this brigand is currently under no less than 15 Gypsy Curses and is currently being sought after by the Gypsies. Anyone seeing a dark elf with the following:
droopy horns, purple spots, green stripes, 1 orange eye, 1 black eye.
and certain obivious traits:
coughing ,sneezing, saluting, saying "I am a stupid dark elf," twitching, waving, shouting, farting, jumping up and down on 1 foot with everything he does
Please either tell the local law, the nearest Gypsy, or put the poor guy out of his misery!
I have been asked if the Gypsies could provide more of their pets for body guards for NON-Orphans. I will once again say that they are not for hire.
Remember, if you see a small child with a very large animal near him/her, that child is probally under our protection. Do not attack the child or animal! Look to see if the animal is causing any problems for the kid, you will probally see it is trying to protect the child and not harm it.
Yes, not all the pets are natural animals, some do have magical abilities. Of course we are not going to say which ones are. Find out at your own doom. Although I will confirm that some of the pets can and will throw their own form of a Gypsy Curse.
BTW, killing one of our pets or one of the protected orphans will result in the Gypsies seeking you out for the max punishment allowed by your laws.
Mykell Le Floral Le Green
Gypsy and protector of wayward orphans
DON"T TOUCH THE ORPHANS!
They are currently under Gypsy protection.
While under my probation, I am still protecting these orphans and yes, in order to provide 24/7 protection, I have asked the Gypsies and our pets to take care of said orphans.
There have been several attempts by local brigands and thieves to test this new policy of the Gypsies. Deaths of said Brigands and thieves have resulted during these tests. Although there was one sucessfull waylaying of an orphan I would like to point out that this brigand is currently under no less than 15 Gypsy Curses and is currently being sought after by the Gypsies. Anyone seeing a dark elf with the following:
droopy horns, purple spots, green stripes, 1 orange eye, 1 black eye.
and certain obivious traits:
coughing ,sneezing, saluting, saying "I am a stupid dark elf," twitching, waving, shouting, farting, jumping up and down on 1 foot with everything he does
Please either tell the local law, the nearest Gypsy, or put the poor guy out of his misery!
I have been asked if the Gypsies could provide more of their pets for body guards for NON-Orphans. I will once again say that they are not for hire.
Remember, if you see a small child with a very large animal near him/her, that child is probally under our protection. Do not attack the child or animal! Look to see if the animal is causing any problems for the kid, you will probally see it is trying to protect the child and not harm it.
Yes, not all the pets are natural animals, some do have magical abilities. Of course we are not going to say which ones are. Find out at your own doom. Although I will confirm that some of the pets can and will throw their own form of a Gypsy Curse.
BTW, killing one of our pets or one of the protected orphans will result in the Gypsies seeking you out for the max punishment allowed by your laws.
Mykell Le Floral Le Green
Gypsy and protector of wayward orphans