Limericks (keep them as clean as you can)

[Telokh_Amdo]

A mathematician confided
That a Möebius band is one-sided,
And you'll get quite a laugh,
If you cut one in half,
For it stays in one piece when divided

 

[Marcena]

There once was a ninja from Nantucket
Who kept all his swords in a bucket
He swung it around and said with a frown
When I let this thing go, you best duck it!

 

[Mike Ventrella]

There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When asked why 'twas so
He replied "I don't know
But it's probably due to me trying to fit as many words in the last line that I possibly can."

 

[Mike Ventrella]

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night

 

[Laguna Hallik]

There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].

 

[Telokh_Amdo]

That is awesome Cuh.

FYI Cuh = Kuh with a C (for Collin)