Old Lady Torgensen has now won pie contests in three duchies! No no, they were baking contests so bread and pies! Strangely I heard every judge has died. THOSE PIES MUST BE AMAZING. I totally want some Torgensen baked goodness!
The hooting and howling at night has stopped! So glad all those were creatures finally got put down by adventurers or learned to be civilized whatever it is.
I heard that one Princess you know the one is a Euphoria addict.
King O’Dell is meeting with Baron Bluewater about defeating King O’Dell what does that even mean!!! Naw he is just reviewing his forces- especially all those razorboar guys!
The Ice Giants have walked away from the battlefield- Mad about “Betrawal” - you mean betrayal -NO silly, everyone knows giants don't pronounce things properly
The Fire Giants are not that tough! I mounted this ones head on my wall cause an adventurer killed him for me!
The Dumyuk Feasts- another earth guild hall devoured! Why does the Earth Guild not hunt it- cause they are not dumb enough to piss off the Blight of Ancient Times. Wait whats that- the Dumyuk --come on everyone knows that.
Ternian Refugees have begun to flood border villages just beyond the wall.
The Razorboars are back! Good and loyal once more! They bended the knee and even have a new Baronial Knight. Sir Santi will keep ups safe.
Duke Henri has been leading Waysides Western Army into the Ternian Empire to secure the main gates of the Wall and to allow refugees safe passage.
We won a bunch of victories against the Northlunds last month but I sure hope that the war does not go on much longer!
Winter is coming which means the War will be stalled for several months as snow and cold winds make the North impassable.
Duchess Fairfax is having crazed fae baby abominations! NO, no, no, they are Baron Davis’s kids though not that robber knight. I bet Fairfax cheekbones with biata feather brows would be really handsome.
Duchess Fairfax must have sent Baron Davis to the north to hide the fact he is the father. Right, sent him North to the work camps; you mean off’d him like she does all her boy toys and enemies both!
I heard the Razor Boars are moving to Gaden - thats another mist sphere right?
I heard the Selunari looted Gaden in its most desperate hour! They should all be put down. SFW anyone? You mean Selunari Free Wayside should be reformed! Lets do it!
Jonah Stone has taken a few hundred supporters to Anret- his probation ended and he fled the Kingdom.
The Corrupt are defeated in Gaden! Where is that? I dont know- but still great news!
I heard the Leaf Crown sent an ambassador to Westhaven to speak with the Duchess and she permed him. No silly she sent him to the work camps!
I heard the adventurers are cannibals they have been eating corpses and delivering them to the Earth Guild!
The Farmhouse murderer is Isabo- sneaky murdering scum. Been at it for years!
I heard there are a lot of dark elves- they call themselves vornae. Wait so its not like just a Duke and a few guys? No they are legion- a column of them marched to the Ternian Empire and sacked one of their few surviving cities!
The Dumyuk ate my neighbor who was part of the Earth Guild- and totally followed the spirit to a rezzing circle and than ate everyone there including my neighbor again. I guess I get her crops now that she is gone.
The Dumyuk is Apatow’s Father! We had it wrong all along!
So are we genociding the Stone Elves or not? I am not really sure, I hear we take prisoners so not?
Hundreds flock to Duke Eisenhorn begging for him to become King once more and unleash Salt upon the Northlunds!
The hooting and howling at night has stopped! So glad all those were creatures finally got put down by adventurers or learned to be civilized whatever it is.
I heard that one Princess you know the one is a Euphoria addict.
King O’Dell is meeting with Baron Bluewater about defeating King O’Dell what does that even mean!!! Naw he is just reviewing his forces- especially all those razorboar guys!
The Ice Giants have walked away from the battlefield- Mad about “Betrawal” - you mean betrayal -NO silly, everyone knows giants don't pronounce things properly
The Fire Giants are not that tough! I mounted this ones head on my wall cause an adventurer killed him for me!
The Dumyuk Feasts- another earth guild hall devoured! Why does the Earth Guild not hunt it- cause they are not dumb enough to piss off the Blight of Ancient Times. Wait whats that- the Dumyuk --come on everyone knows that.
Ternian Refugees have begun to flood border villages just beyond the wall.
The Razorboars are back! Good and loyal once more! They bended the knee and even have a new Baronial Knight. Sir Santi will keep ups safe.
Duke Henri has been leading Waysides Western Army into the Ternian Empire to secure the main gates of the Wall and to allow refugees safe passage.
We won a bunch of victories against the Northlunds last month but I sure hope that the war does not go on much longer!
Winter is coming which means the War will be stalled for several months as snow and cold winds make the North impassable.
Duchess Fairfax is having crazed fae baby abominations! NO, no, no, they are Baron Davis’s kids though not that robber knight. I bet Fairfax cheekbones with biata feather brows would be really handsome.
Duchess Fairfax must have sent Baron Davis to the north to hide the fact he is the father. Right, sent him North to the work camps; you mean off’d him like she does all her boy toys and enemies both!
I heard the Razor Boars are moving to Gaden - thats another mist sphere right?
I heard the Selunari looted Gaden in its most desperate hour! They should all be put down. SFW anyone? You mean Selunari Free Wayside should be reformed! Lets do it!
Jonah Stone has taken a few hundred supporters to Anret- his probation ended and he fled the Kingdom.
The Corrupt are defeated in Gaden! Where is that? I dont know- but still great news!
I heard the Leaf Crown sent an ambassador to Westhaven to speak with the Duchess and she permed him. No silly she sent him to the work camps!
I heard the adventurers are cannibals they have been eating corpses and delivering them to the Earth Guild!
The Farmhouse murderer is Isabo- sneaky murdering scum. Been at it for years!
I heard there are a lot of dark elves- they call themselves vornae. Wait so its not like just a Duke and a few guys? No they are legion- a column of them marched to the Ternian Empire and sacked one of their few surviving cities!
The Dumyuk ate my neighbor who was part of the Earth Guild- and totally followed the spirit to a rezzing circle and than ate everyone there including my neighbor again. I guess I get her crops now that she is gone.
The Dumyuk is Apatow’s Father! We had it wrong all along!
So are we genociding the Stone Elves or not? I am not really sure, I hear we take prisoners so not?
Hundreds flock to Duke Eisenhorn begging for him to become King once more and unleash Salt upon the Northlunds!
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