Oh Ilse....

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mikestrauss

Virtuous
I don't know why, but I do this kind of thing from time to time. This is to the tune of "Ruby, Don't Bring Your Love to Town."


You’ve painted up your face
With the blood of your sister Gaul
Ilse are you contemplating
The Kortal’s final fall
The blood in the cauldron
Tells me something’s going down
Oh Ilse
Don’t bring Bokh’mal to town

I never chose
To flaunt my bastard heritage
But I was proud to go
And live up to his expectations
And yes, it’s true that
I’m not the man he used to be
Oh Ilse, Someday I will kill thee

It’s hard to love an orc
Whose leg is bent and petrified
And the wants and the needs
Of a powerful blood mage, I realize
But it won’t be long I’ve heard them say
Until Noot takes me down
Oh Ilse
Don’t bring Bokh’mal to town

She coming now
‘Cause I just heard the blowing of the horn
The sound of death
That came just before father’s flesh was torn
And if I could fight
I’d get a sword and put her in the ground
Oh Ilse
Don’t bring Bokh’mal to town

Oh Ilse
For Hagarath, turn around

*************

-MS
 
And this is why we need events year round, give my Plot Team 48 hours without anything to write and THIS happens. :P

Seriously though, neato.
 
Bwahahaha. All of the one-word answers I would have posted to this are censored, sir. BUT ASSUME THEM. FROM ILSE.
 
A very dead tusk.

Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead. Dead.


And then two spellstrike deads. :thumbsup:
 
FOIGofWar said:
A very dead tusk.

Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead. Dead.


And then two spellstrike deads. :thumbsup:
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At least it wasn't a prison storm!
 
mikestrauss said:
Cozy said:
FOIGofWar said:
A very dead tusk.

Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead. Dead.


And then two spellstrike deads. :thumbsup:
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At least it wasn't a prison storm!
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I thought we gave you spell parries so you could last at least 30 seconds. :er:

-MS
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You see what Tom typed up there? That is many more than four death spells XD
 
Bok'mahl = white trash cauldron born.... Grim and Castlebur on edge each time we saw them... are they are they are they? no.... granted 12 cauldron born and we'd have been powned... then the dark elves jpin in on the same fashion trend
 
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