Who’s Apatow, and why is he so hungry all the time?
I heard Ser Eren Davis killed an Apatow.
The Fairfax historical library just received a bunch of old books, that should keep the bookworms busy for a while.
I was mining in the mountains today when I heard what sounded like a symphony playing. If I didn’t hate music, I would have checked out its source.
I think Raash got let off easy, but what do I know, I’m just a carpenter.
I couldn’t find an open bar seat in Fairsdale last night, all these purple clothed gentlemen were toasting to something. I could have sworn for a minute one of them had glowing blue eyes, but I was probably 15 ales in too much at that point.
Have you heard about the new King? Long Live King Grimlock!
So I went back to the spot where the Elf was playing the stuffed duck and no one was there except the duck. So I decided to play the against it. The duck beat me in 4 moves. A stuffed freakin’ duck.
I heard Duke Monteque is planning to make an appearance in Westhaven this Saturday. Maybe to ask the Duchess for her hand in marriage.
The Ternian Empire is mobilizing for war! What did those adventurers do?
Did the adventurers really attack the ambassador from the Northlunds? Why were they legalized again?
Gee mister, my dog got ate by a giant blue frog, and now my tummy hurts.
Did you hear--Duke Robert Turnsen is the REAL Farmhouse Murderer!
I heard Ser Eren Davis killed an Apatow.
The Fairfax historical library just received a bunch of old books, that should keep the bookworms busy for a while.
I was mining in the mountains today when I heard what sounded like a symphony playing. If I didn’t hate music, I would have checked out its source.
I think Raash got let off easy, but what do I know, I’m just a carpenter.
I couldn’t find an open bar seat in Fairsdale last night, all these purple clothed gentlemen were toasting to something. I could have sworn for a minute one of them had glowing blue eyes, but I was probably 15 ales in too much at that point.
Have you heard about the new King? Long Live King Grimlock!
So I went back to the spot where the Elf was playing the stuffed duck and no one was there except the duck. So I decided to play the against it. The duck beat me in 4 moves. A stuffed freakin’ duck.
I heard Duke Monteque is planning to make an appearance in Westhaven this Saturday. Maybe to ask the Duchess for her hand in marriage.
The Ternian Empire is mobilizing for war! What did those adventurers do?
Did the adventurers really attack the ambassador from the Northlunds? Why were they legalized again?
Gee mister, my dog got ate by a giant blue frog, and now my tummy hurts.
Did you hear--Duke Robert Turnsen is the REAL Farmhouse Murderer!