Rumors Heard Out and About Wayside During Winter

Kitaruen

Virtuoso
-Baby Fairfax is so cute! I want to take it home!

-The War is almost over!! The opening days of the spring offensive have begun to push the front deeper into the Northlunds.

-The Stone Elves are soon to be extinct! Good riddens! Just need to find those creepy children to help finish the job!

-Since the remnants of the Stone Elves have surrendered, the Dwarves have treated them as oathbreakers and have expelled most of the rest from their realm-those that stayed are being killed. They now hid in the Tribal Lands of the North or flee for their lives to the cowed settlements in the areas occupied by Wayside.

-One of the few remaining settlements of Stone Elves in the occupation area has been leveled by a group of mostly humans. The forces of Wayside tracked and killed the bandits who shouted "Jonah's Truth Is Coming!" as they charged head long into Heavy Cavalry and were summarily put down.

-This MWE named Sugrat won an archery contest in Southwesthaven like hands down the best archer I have seen and now is crafting gargoyle statues to replace ones that had been stolen. Actually, I heard they flew away! However, point being he is a pretty nice guy! The fact he travels with so many friends all the way from Anret proves that.

-Man glacier water tastes way better then well water, I am going to wish for a new well that is full of glacier water!

-Some saar thing has been seen in the countryside its left arm all gnarly and huge, it radiates this weird destruction energy. I bet that's the forbidden magic I keep hearing about. No no you have it half right it's right arm is the messed up one and I saw it like shadow walk so thats totally not destruction energy. Lets just agree that all the animals they have not killed in that area are now like way messed up. All tainted or something. Some of the trees too.

-The Dwarves are going to surrender any day!

-The Ternian refugees are really nice but I am glad we only have a few near us.

-I saw a satyr crying the other day that was so weird cause they are so happy all the time.

-The farmhouse murderer is finally dead!!! NO! Squire Lu is the farmhouse murderer she is just covering her tracks!

-The Adventuring Squires are the best! They saved us from the farmhouse murderer once and for all.

-I meet this guy named Albert who made the best tasting curelight wounds potions! I love him he is so great. I am going to learn alchemy and potion making now because he wants me too.

-I hope Master Asura will bring magic back to Centarus soon! Me too!

-Glad winter is over the bronchitis may finally end!

-An airship has been spotted! And it has cannons! No no its probably just a dragon or something.

-Oh man so I went to the beach and ate this crab called a Tidepod it totally sucked. Its supposed to be a delicacy but it clawed and scratched its way down my throat. Maybe I should have cooked it first but I wanted sushi I heard that it is really trendy. Some giant crab then walked up and eviscerated me and I died. As I bleed out I could swear it was singing me to sleep.

-Southwesthaven has been burnt to the ground. Bet dwarves snuck into the Kingdom and did it. Nope bet it was those stone elf children. Creepy magic children gots to go.

-The Nine are no more but lets finish the job! Bet we could work on the mystics too, don't see too many of them anymore.

-Admiral Edgar Saban is leading a major series of fleet engagements with whats left of the Northlunds Navy- must be so heroic to sail the seas and fight for glory!

-Have you noticed how it gets all quiet right before you sneeze and then loud afterwards!

-Strength and Honor, this could be a good new homeland. It was ours back in the day anyway.

-Snow Snow go away, come back never...or atleast not till next winter give me sun and shine!
 
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