Scattered About Taverns In All of Buckland, And Every Duchy Capital

Kitaruen

Knight
(OOG The Title Page of a Several Page Pamplet Reads as Follow Download the Linked File for the Remaining Pages)

A WARNING TO WAYSIDE
Come round fair souls and I’ll tell you the tale
On what a Duchess’ failure would exactly curtail.
Be young, precocious, and too trusting of others.
Rely on adventurers to deal with your bothers.

Refrain:
Good Morning, Wayside, Good Evening,
Why are you in mourning?
Will Fairfax serve as your final warning?

Just needlessly throw yourself into harm’s way.
Rely on reckless adventurers to save the day.
Why stop now? Take one to bed.
Never mindhis shady actions ortrail of dead.
They will drink from your cup and serve as your knights.
They will bicker, argue and start childish fights.

Refrain:
Good Morning, Wayside, Good Evening
Why are you in mourning?
Will Fairfax serve as your final warning?

You’ll discover the truth; you’re not a real noble
True power eludes you, as you stand immobile.
Oh please, oh please, when will they see?
That your Westhaven fruit, bears only misery.

Refrain:
Good Morning, Wayside, Good Evening
Why are you in mourning?
Will Fairfax serve as your final warning?
 

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THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

... Wait, why is everyone backing slowly away from me?

*The Duchess Fairfax is standing right behind me, isn't she?*

*facepalm - headtable*


Biff Sterling, Adventurer... AT LAAARGE!!!
 
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