Story Time... Add a little... Enjoy a lot! :D

[Izlude_Oranes]

A Human, A Dwarf, and a Sarr walk into a bar...

 

[Robb G]

The elf that came in after them ducked under it.

 

[jpariury]

The bartender looked at them and said "What is this, some kinda joke?"

 

[SkollWolfrun]

The elf replies, 'Only if there is a duck involved'

 

[kittenpunk2]

a MEW walks up holding a duck, and hands it off to...

 

[SkollWolfrun]

the Sarr, who promptly eats it.

 

[Robb G]

and then the Mystic Wood Elf as well. It was one hungry Sarr.

 

[Gunnar]

*burp*.

 

[jpariury]

The bartender (whose name is John, by the way) saw what had just happened, and in a loud voice exclaimed "

 

[SkollWolfrun]

You Can't Bring Your Own Food In Here!"

 

[Robb G]

...which was unfortunate because it is well-known that Zehnyu is quick to temper and always hungry. The tiny hungry Sarr eyed the bartender licking her lips and said,

 

[Marcena]

"I cast magic missile!" to which everyone rolls their eyes and begin to....

 

[jpariury]

Pelt each other with small moist sacks of day-old curried goldfish. The goldfish, if asked, would have said "

 

[Anazstaizia]

"You idiot, you meant 'I call forth-'", but sadly they were cut off by...

 

[tazoulti]

A loud slurp from the Dwarf's direction, who notices everyone staring at him then points to the human and says, "He did it."

 

[Marcena]

and then the human was all "No I didn't" and the dwarf was all "Yes you did." and the human was all "Nuh uh!" and the dwarf was all "Yuh huh" so they decided to put it to a vote. After all in the tavern had cast their ballot, the result was conclusively....

 

[jpariury]

ignored, since the goldfish weren't asked in the first place. Meanwhile, eight miles east by north east, where the...

 

[Marcena]

....the green grass grows...

 

[iWolfe]

, a young Gypsy was courting a bonnie lass. He said, "

 

[SkollWolfrun]

Come with me, down to the sea.
Where..."