Come on, come all! Fore my wares are the pinicle of alchemical perfection! While my knowledge greatly exceeds this land, unfortunately my ingredients for such are not found here. However, one must make do with what one has and so, I have discovered another way to deliver fine elixirs to those who want it!
I'm selling the below with great supply left! But! They will soon go fast, as my elixirs work beyond anything you've seen or heard! Behold:
The Good Doctor’s Elixir of Fortitude. It’ll take 10 years off your age! Skin as soft as an Elf!
The Good Doctor’s Elixir of Vitality. Invegorate yourself with the strength of 10 High Orcs!
The Good Doctor’s Elixir of Growth. 100% natural. Will regrow missing hair!
Each Elixir can be yours for the low cost of 10g each, guarenteed to work. Don't believe me? Try the Elixir of Fortitude for yourself! Makes you 10 years younger, especially good for those looking to continue the fight!
So what are you waiting for?! Come on down, grab a bottle and feel amazed! Road show to follow in the Spring.
Albert Winestein, aka The Good Doctor
I'm selling the below with great supply left! But! They will soon go fast, as my elixirs work beyond anything you've seen or heard! Behold:
The Good Doctor’s Elixir of Fortitude. It’ll take 10 years off your age! Skin as soft as an Elf!
The Good Doctor’s Elixir of Vitality. Invegorate yourself with the strength of 10 High Orcs!
The Good Doctor’s Elixir of Growth. 100% natural. Will regrow missing hair!
Each Elixir can be yours for the low cost of 10g each, guarenteed to work. Don't believe me? Try the Elixir of Fortitude for yourself! Makes you 10 years younger, especially good for those looking to continue the fight!
So what are you waiting for?! Come on down, grab a bottle and feel amazed! Road show to follow in the Spring.
Albert Winestein, aka The Good Doctor