We came ready to deal but we got decked!

[Rossic]

Alright This is the thread for thoes really bad jokes that were said by the playing card NPCs while we were waiting outside. I don't remember who said which ones I'm just listing the ones I can recall at the moment.

It was really a full house in there.
Take heart.
We got flushed.
Shuffle (then we would move around on the log)


Well my brain is crashing so I can't remember much more at the moment.
Perhaps someone else can keep it going.

Rossic

 

[Egor]

Ohhhhh curse you people and your terrible puns! Alas but the NPC's were not alone I remember a certain red cloaked elf saying. "How much does a pirate pay for corn? ....................... a buckanear." .......

There were some others.

As for my favorite things. Well being able to say I killed evil red butterflies then fought with a deck of cards is pretty frickin cool.

Butterfly maze kicked arse. Nuff said.

I must say though you guys were decked out pretty well. Bad puns excluded.