A funny Christmas song (from my brother)

No, seriously. My little brother did an album under the name "Inspector Muffin" in the style of the 60s psychedlic bands. (I wrote and played bass on one track). Lots of bad jokes and double entendres in the lyrics.

Anyway, here's a nice Christmas song from the album done in a kind of Lennon fashion (although he doesn't sing like Lennon). Please share with your friends.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PZ7a35CRXE[/youtube]

Lyrics:

Santa comes only once a year
So when its time for him to come everyone stand clear

His sack is full with good things for me and you
and if you've been a real good boy, he'll drop a load or two on you

Everyone beat the Christmas drums
Everyone's glad when Santa comes

When he comes!
Santa's Coming!
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa's Coming!

Don't be shy; Santa's quite the handsome chap
You can feel the love he brings sitting on his lap

So sit right down, there's a package just for you
but don't open til Christmas day or Santa's gonna come too soon

Santa will bless the old and young
If your stocking is well hung

When he comes!
Santa's Coming!
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa's Coming!

Before you go down, please make sure the chimney's clear
If its too tight, you should go 'round back and enter from the rear
For the climax of the year

Christmas day the bells have rung
Santa Claus on every tongue

When he comes!
Santa's Coming!
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa's Coming!

When he comes
Darling Santa
Dear Santa Claus
 
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