This Dream Brought to You by HInkleblink Holdings
(You hear an unrecognized Hobling voice)
From the desk of Phinneus Hedgebottom:
It is true, your Alchemy Guild is now funded and run by the glorius minds here at Hinkleblink Holdings. We are proud to be working with all of our age's up-and-coming innovators, and to that end we are sending one of the most prestiged alchemists we have employed in your area, Grandmaster Robin Naritas, to your little town. Grandmaster Naritas has had much free time recently, thanks to the many time-saving new procedures we here at Hinkleblink Holdings have introduced to the Guild, so please feel free to make as much use of the Grandmaster's esteemed wisdom as you'd like. Expect Naritas to arrive sometime in the early afternoon this Friday.
And, as always, remember that two H's are better than one,
~Nigelus Edgewright