I keep forgetting about it! Our goblins came into town to party, and got firmly told that they had to party away from the town... in the meantime I got waylaid, so they had to carry me around. On the way out, the other goblins kept trying to wake me up... which eventually got into hitting me harder and harder, until they literally beat me to death. Roundabout that time the PCs came up behind them, asking about what the problems were, la la...
"Healing Arts, are you unconscious?"
"Yes."
"Healing Arts, are you dying?"
"Yes."
Insert here discussion about not wanting to use a potion, whether they should even bother to help, whether first aid is a good idea... thirty seconds or so pass and I die.
"Begin First Aid."
"No effect."
"......huh?"
"Uh. I think you were a little short on the draw."
"Healing Arts, are you dead?"
"Yes."
"...oops."
"Healing Arts, are you unconscious?"
"Yes."
"Healing Arts, are you dying?"
"Yes."
Insert here discussion about not wanting to use a potion, whether they should even bother to help, whether first aid is a good idea... thirty seconds or so pass and I die.
"Begin First Aid."
"No effect."
"......huh?"
"Uh. I think you were a little short on the draw."
"Healing Arts, are you dead?"
"Yes."
"...oops."