Elosti Eggy Weggys

Oh my, the Heat! How sweltering it has become. It makes one all sweaty and exhausted, without any of the fun of... I think I may of gone off topic. Let me restart.

Dear people of Barran, especially those in the Badlands. I am looking for a large quantity of elosti eggs. They must be fresh and slightly incubated. Should you come to me infested with them I will harvest what I can and provide you with a cure for free of charge, plus tip for traveling expenses. I will be traveling from town to town collecting, so please seek me out. I'm looking for all varieties of color for my recipe. As for those who are nervous about such things I assure you, I rarely under cook them. Rarely.

Thank you ever so much my dear lovelies.

-Culinary Master Charlais
 

Vox

Artisan
Charlais,

Allow me to be the first to offer you a large quantity of Elosti cures at a reasonable price. Contact me if you need them.

Vox
 

Undrask

Scholar
I can vouch for the worth of this endeavor. They are delicious.

In Service,
Tvard Sendall
 
Oh my, and thank you for the compliment Tvard. I hope you will be around for the next gather. I've been itching to see you for some time.

Vox! I do appreciate the offer, but what kind of alchemist would I be if I didn't know how to make them myself.

Now if you would excuse me I have some... I... I could of sworn there were five eggs in this pot a moment ago...

Oh dear.

-Culinary concerned Charlais
 

Valeria

Newbie
Charlais, if you are engulfed by elosdi I will frown so very intently at you.

- Rali
 
Oh!
Brrrraaaapppp!
(*CLANG*)
Don't worry my dear.
Braaap Braaap Brraaaapp!
(*CLANG CLANG*)
I have every thing..
Brraaaapppp!
(*CLANG CLANG CLANG*)
Under control.
Braaa...
(*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*)
*pant* *pant*

As a side note *pant*, have I ever expressed to you the importance of a good frying pan?

braap
(*CLANG CLANG CLANG*)
Hush!

Also, on a completely unrelated topic; I may have some aged elosti on a stick available as well.

Hope to see you swoon, ..er... soon.

- Cooking is exhausting Charlais
 

Jovunn

Adept
Gettysburg Staff
It is incredibly difficult to sleep soundly when one's dreams are riddled with the echoes of cacophonous culinary blunders.

-V
 
A rumbling chuckle is heard "Charley are you OK?"

- Hiwa Chulainn Steelclaw
 
*Rayna snickers*
Charlais, do you need an escort for this escapade? I will be back in Barran soon, my friend, and I would be glad to assist you.
 

Jovunn

Adept
Gettysburg Staff
((V sighs.))

Really, Charlais? Really?
 
V, you should know better by now. *chuckle*
 

Jovunn

Adept
Gettysburg Staff
This? This is precisely why I abstained from adventuring circles for a century.
 
Oh come now, you know you love us. Your life would be dreadfully dull and boring without all these shenanigans.
 
"Come now V, Laugh just a little bit. This world at large is trying to kill us everyday. Take these moments of peace, laughter and comradely as a moment in time and treasure it for you do not now when it will end" there is a tremble in Chulainn's voice as he says that last bit.

- Hiwa Chulainn Steelclaw
 

Jovunn

Adept
Gettysburg Staff
((Quiet chuckling.))

My goodness, if Chulainn is the one telling me to laugh I suppose I have no choice. I shall endeavor to be less... sour, I suppose.
 

Vox

Artisan
*The impression of a large amount of pipe smoke wafts into the dream with a slight strawberry scent*
 
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