Event reports HQ Aug 2011

Ket said:
Cozy said:
mikestrauss said:
I don't know about that sex count. I think the clowns and fey had more sex than that combined. :yummy:

-MS

GUYS GUYS GUYS LUKA DIDN'T BANG ANYONE THIS EVENT. SERVER FIRST.


not entirely true.....forget about the velvet room?

Pfff, you can't count herself!
 
Cozy said:
Pfff, you can't count herself!

you're right, she counts as no one..... :yummy: :mer:
 
Dreamingfurther said:
Also Wow that's two events in a row we have had 13 deaths... who said HQ 'wasn't' deadly... :tears:

Yeah, but you know, if you take out the TWO PER EVENT that Ulthoc seems to be sucking down recently, those numbers adjust a little. :-)
 
Als, it bears pointing ouy:

Barbarians: 4. Barbarians wearing pants... 0

Three lovely legged ladies, and Ulthoc in a kilt.

Really, why would you WANT to play any other race!
 
You didn't count vampires as a race? I'm offended.
 
aara said:
You didn't count vampires as a race? I'm offended.


Yes, but none were PCing so don't get counted
 
true there is ezri... the other white meat. Wait.. thats it we offer to replace baconface with ezri .. she gets to be empress and we end a war. problem solved
 
Aggravain said:
true there is ezri... the other white meat. Wait.. thats it we offer to replace baconface with ezri .. she gets to be empress and we end a war. problem solved

but she was not a vampire to start the event.....necromancer maybe, but not a vampire :mer: :funny:
 
*facepalm* buncha traiterous....

On the other hand, Empress Ezri does have a nice ring to it...
 
if ya like it ya better put a ring on it...... october super secret marriage betwqeen ezri and lochabre? can ulthoc catch the bouquet>
 
zehnyu said:
I will hop a plane just to slap you with the book of the Dawn. Don't think I won't.
Nah, won't work, she'll be a flipper baby soon ;)
 
aara said:
zehnyu said:
I will hop a plane just to slap you with the book of the Dawn. Don't think I won't.
Nah, won't work, she'll be a flipper baby soon ;)

Great. So I wait 100 years and then stab myself again.

Guess I should get on that regen...
 
zehnyu said:
aara said:
zehnyu said:
I will hop a plane just to slap you with the book of the Dawn. Don't think I won't.
Nah, won't work, she'll be a flipper baby soon ;)

Great. So I wait 100 years and then stab myself again.

Guess I should get on that regen...

You obviously didn't get the memo. It has to be a male to make a Lochaber Penumbra blade. We may need to recast him by then though...and Aislynn too.

Scott
 
I think she's making one for the vampire Ezri. But her embracing the dark side and giving in to Lochaber's bite is just hypothetical... Or is it?
 
It was definitely for Flipper Ezri. But using a hook is much less of an issue. And takes less time.

-Ali
 
Flipper Ezri will receive the finest in treatment. She will get a lovely collar and leash and likely a cloak of darkness from the now lovely Morganna.

She will also receive the finest in Baronial Ear Treats, the newest dietary enhancement for feral vampires on the market.
 
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