Your cut-off time is the end of our October event weekend this year. Each expired item rep handed in by that deadline will increase your reputation with me. Nicer reps, reps handed in in bulk, and reps formerly belonging to defunct chapters will earn additional reputation. I will not accept reps from still functioning alliance chapters; give them back their stuff. This is an individual competition, so feel free to backstab your friends and swipe their expired reps for your own, personal gain. New reps are appreciated, but are part of a separate competition. Each rep turned in will add a base value to your score, modified as explained above. These "reputation points" will be tracked by adding a like number of gobbies to your personal total, but be assured: the point is to win my friendship. The gobbies are merely for logistical considerations.
Be aware that you are attempting to increase your reputation in my specific esteem; if you are starting off with a lower opinion of you in my eyes, it's your own fault. Also note that just being your friend will automatically make me your favorite friend and your friend of the highest quality as a person. In this sense I will obviously be your best friend. The competition is to determine whom I shall actually be nice to.
Any and all rules laid out herein or made up by me afterward are subject to change without notice.
GO!
