Fight Club in NJ

ehhh...its just ...paper.... did they think he was gonna hijack a plane with the threat of papercuts?
 
They're top secret encrypted documents.
 
they are???? whoah....i used to have 5 of them...i wonder what mine said....

got me a cool imaginary magic item out of it though...thank the Lord the military didn't find them!
 
i can just see the FBI with my magic item....

"now what is it you say this does Mrs. Lawson?"

"umm...well...its a life spell...and a purify"

"so it takes somenoe's life? does it purify water through some sort of nuclear form of filtration?"

"ummm...no you just touch someone and say 'activate life' or 'activate purify' then the evil spirit in them has to go"

"so its a religious relic?"

"ummm not really...its just a game"

"so its a war game?"

"uhhhhhhh ............there are wars in it yes..."

and away to gitmo i go!
 
LOL.

We got pulled over one time on the way to an event and apparently the cops thought we were having too good of a time and searched the car, called the drug dog and everything... it was good times.

We had like 1000 spell packets in the car, they wanted to start opening them all.

I told them to go right ahead, just make sure that they put them all back together.
 
LOL!

Some of my west coast friends found out that they couldn't take their boffers in carrion. Even the little throwing knives. :(
 
Generally, transporting anything in a dead animal is a bad idea.
 
I don't know, I think it would be much more fun to have carrion on a plane than carry-on. Just make sure there aren't any snakes hiding in the carcass.
 
Plus they reps would probably get dirty.
 
You were the one who suggested it.
 
laughing.l..................so......................hard....................funny!

i just pictured dead animals all stiff and stinky with tails hanging out of the overhead compartments OH MY LAWS
 
Hooray!

Disgusting!
 
That was some very idiotic dancing.

Good job.
 
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