Funniest / Most Ironic Moments

Sudupta said:
Glad it wasn't me Funny: Wildcard is pissed at Caseighopeus and another PC, so he decides to assemble a lynch mob to hunt KC down. Wildcard takes the mob to the Communal Cabin/Fighter's Guild and knocks. An obviously uneasy PC asks through the door, "Uh, who is it?" Wildcard says, "Lynch mob." The back and forth seemed so much like the SNL "Land Shark" skit ,I laughed. Nothing bad happened; Wildcard just asked, "Is there a Stone Elf in there?" And the PC (obviously not stopping to search the room) said something like, "No... no Stone Elves here." Wildcard shrugged, said, "okay," and led the mob away.
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Kelly! You made me LOL. I totally, 100% forgot about that entire lynch mob assembly until reading your post. Wow. Now that you mentioned it, the memory is very vivid and has me giggling still. Geez, WC was fun to play. My favorite thing about him was how a lot of people would love him one moment, and hate him the next. He was way too insane and unpredictable to be considered "friendly" to almost anyone -- though pretty girls *USUALLY* had an advantage when dealing with him (because Shane is a dog).
 
Sudupta said:
Awesome PC Roleplaying Funny:[/color] We're in the middle of a skirmish at the edge of the field, near the Chiram's Hollow jail. If you haven't met him, Tommy (Wayne Brodeur's hobling) speaks with an Australian accent. We're fighting some group of monsters, when I see one sneak up behind Tommy and start pummeling him from behind. Tommy screams, "CRIIIKEYY!!" and turns around to try and stop his assailant. It was hilarious, because his cry came so fast and naturally and loudly it seemed like it was his gut reaction.
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My favorite Tommy story...

I was in the woods by the Gotex cabin about to come into game with some other random damage NPCs that were gonna come in while the town was otherwise about to deal with a big bad, probably played by Shane, who came in shouting "I am (insert name), and I am here to deal with (or maybe it was kill) this town", which was followed by "And I'm Tommy, you can start with me!"

I know there was also one or two times where some big NPC would ask "Who's in charge here?!" and Tommy would step and say he was, someone would usually try to jump in before anything could happen.
 
My favorite Tommy moment. "That was not a pyramid. A pyramid is a big triangle full of loots. That was a yeckamid."
 
Hands down was my first 15 minutes as a PC at NERO ever. So I am walking into the NH tavern with george (bartleby) and joey (gilbert) when we find the side dorway blocked by a very drunk, and very anoying gypsy npc played by emily. she starts hitting on gilbert and asking him to by her a round when Jonny (Kykar) appears behind her and makes the universal "waylay??" motion with a sword. George just slowly shakes his head no. Then emily starts on george, jonny makes the motion again and george nods yes. She gets nocked out, and I, playing the lawful stupid farmer turned adventurer says "wait a sec... you just assulted that poor........" as joey and george all pull me aside to the wood line. The speach was perfect. "you cant say anything about this, becasue your an acomplice. yeah, your a part of this now so just let us handle it ok?" Jonny feens her a halucinate, she gets an awaken, and starts running around yelling haulcinating giberish at people. We walk into the tavern and george immidiaty says something along the lines of "well someone has obviusly had too much to drink"

For the brand new guy playing the super good guy it was the most perfect thing ever. Could not have been planned to happen as well as it did.
--bill
 
:::mutters about gypsies being knocked out for being drunk and annoying::: dat's not very nice...heheheheh but reading it was funny!!
 
dreadpiratebill said:
Hands down was my first 15 minutes as a PC at NERO ever. So I am walking into the NH tavern with george (bartleby) and joey (gilbert) when we find the side dorway blocked by a very drunk, and very anoying gypsy npc played by emily. she starts hitting on gilbert and asking him to by her a round when Jonny (Kykar) appears behind her and makes the universal "waylay??" motion with a sword. George just slowly shakes his head no. Then emily starts on george, jonny makes the motion again and george nods yes. She gets nocked out, and I, playing the lawful stupid farmer turned adventurer says "wait a sec... you just assulted that poor........" as joey and george all pull me aside to the wood line. The speach was perfect. "you cant say anything about this, becasue your an acomplice. yeah, your a part of this now so just let us handle it ok?" Jonny feens her a halucinate, she gets an awaken, and starts running around yelling haulcinating giberish at people. We walk into the tavern and george immidiaty says something along the lines of "well someone has obviusly had too much to drink"
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Hahaha.
I can visualize that scenario so well.
 
So here is a classic, from one of the very few Syraandor events where snow was a feature.

It was my first event, I npc'ed and we were sent out as base goblins I believe. our instructions were to do whatever our npc in command ordered no matter what, and fight to the death. Everyone else was either new or never been to the site before so keep that in mind. We went up the mod path and came out of the field next to the healer's guild, being winter not many people were hanging outside. Off to the right hand side there were four or five people huddled around talking and our lead npc said them. Now I swear I was all like "we can't attack them" but being a good newbie I did what I was told and we charged in. The PC's didn't even take notice of our yells, they left their weapons on the ground and just watched us charge. When we reached our unarmed targets we attacked for all we were worth... and the laughs, OH the laughs. No one could believe what had just taken place...

Now I'm not proud of it, but I along with my fellow newbie's... Launched and attacked on the Smoker's Guild that would not be forgotten for years to come.
 
Azureith said:
So here is a classic, from one of the very few Syraandor events where snow was a feature.

It was my first event... and the laughs, OH the laughs. No one could believe what had just taken place...

Now I'm not proud of it, but I along with my fellow newbie's... Launched and attacked on the Smoker's Guild that would not be forgotten for years to come.
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Wow! :lol: I had forgotten about that. Now I can't stop laughing... What a great story! Well told, too.
 
the smoker's guild has always been an odd place...its like when you're napping in a room with other people walking around and you are semi-quazi awake???? so i've been to the smoker's guild before as an NPC newb and talked OOG and then looked at them all and said "well this is out of game right?" and told "uhh no its okay we're just keeping IG for now" and i felt like a shmoo...then another time i see a bunch of people i wanna chat with in the smoker's guild and i think "oh i'm OOG i better not say anything" and they all call me over to chit chat HEHEHEEHEEH so the smoker's guild is the funny in between place at times...but i would love to see them all get konked on!!!
 
Goblin Snowball fight! *bows*
 
demon6romeo said:
Two words " SUCK ROGUE!!"

Those who were there know.
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Truer words were never spoken. btw, does anyone know who the two NPCs were that were there? Not counting Dan of course.

~Joe
 
Shane said:
I think the time I laughed hardest was when I was out as Mason. It was very, very late and it was raining -- but someone sent out plants throwing intoxicate, vertigo, and hallucinate poisons. The plants were otherwise harmless.

What ensued was a half-hour of absolute silliness. Ryan Anderson as Fane latched onto a tree, trying to choke it out while screaming "GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER!"

At some point a few of us migrated into the tavern, where Mason ended up drinking directly from the kegs and making Siyon lay on the floor beneath the bar while the tap was turned on him. A few people after that whispered that straight-laced Mason must have been a trouble-making frat boy years prior, since he yelled something to the effect of "This reminds me of my days at Freeport University!"

Then I guess something serious happened, because Keely came in and, after yelling at me a few times, Purified me. Booooooo! :P
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LOL Frat Boy Mason was the best thing I've ever seen at NERO. So amazing.
 
Poalo Oscarot.

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Nuff said.
 
RiddickDale said:
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That was accidental... the more hillarous event was done my John, playing Westen the Biata... in the Alchemists duel at the last tournament.

He was chasing Gilbert or Cynrix or somebody and couldn't reach them with his dagger... so he purposely threw it... briefly forgetting it was illegal to do so, as he hadn't played in awhile.

The hold was followed by laughter from the audiance.
 
Pantzike said:
RiddickDale said:
Poalo Oscarot.

Cored Short Mace Rep.

Fever Grey's Eyeball.

Nuff said.
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That was accidental... the more hillarous event was done my John, playing Westen the Biata... in the Alchemists duel at the last tournament.

He was chasing Gilbert or Cynrix or somebody and couldn't reach them with his dagger... so he purposely threw it... briefly forgetting it was illegal to do so, as he hadn't played in awhile.

The hold was followed by laughter from the audiance.
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No, the Paolo thing was definitely funnier - it was even funnier when he asked if it worked to stop the rift. Good try anyway :D
 
KaiLan said:
Pantzike said:
RiddickDale said:
Poalo Oscarot.

Cored Short Mace Rep.

Fever Grey's Eyeball.

Nuff said.
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That was accidental... the more hillarous event was done my John, playing Westen the Biata... in the Alchemists duel at the last tournament.

He was chasing Gilbert or Cynrix or somebody and couldn't reach them with his dagger... so he purposely threw it... briefly forgetting it was illegal to do so, as he hadn't played in awhile.

The hold was followed by laughter from the audiance.
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No, the Paolo thing was definitely funnier - it was even funnier when he asked if it worked to stop the rift. Good try anyway :D
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What makes it even better was the good cop/bad cop sting operation that Sean and Steve carried out right afterwards. When the entirety of NPC camp is reduced to floor-rolling laughter twice over the same incident, you know you have a winner.
 
Pantzike said:
RiddickDale said:
Poalo Oscarot.

Cored Short Mace Rep.

Fever Grey's Eyeball.

Nuff said.
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That was accidental... the more hillarous event was done my John, playing Westen the Biata... in the Alchemists duel at the last tournament.

He was chasing Gilbert or Cynrix or somebody and couldn't reach them with his dagger... so he purposely threw it... briefly forgetting it was illegal to do so, as he hadn't played in awhile.

The hold was followed by laughter from the audiance.
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Hahah! He was throwing the dagger at ME. Darius: Alchemy Ranks 0, Short Blunt Reps on hand for Darius to Wield 0, Dodges 0, Racial Resists 0. Taking Fourth place in the Alchemist's Duel of 8 people?
Priceless.
 
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