Kyah, a hand of hands of hands of hands izza warge numbuh! Usuawee I onwee usin' dat many fur countin' fings wike da cwops we obtain durin' o' Jaodeejien, which I fink izza called Autumn he-ah. Well, I guezz I could use numbuhs dat high iffa I were to twy an' count how manna people I seez. 'Cauz I seez so manna people.
Speekin' o' Jaodeejien, I suppose izza good time t'talk about da celebwations we has dere. We gorra one celebwation each season on da day two hands of hands into da season, which izza unique to each one. Den we has one day between Jaodeejien an' Uttao'dozun which izza day dat don't bewong to either. See, my twibe wikes da cold more den da heat, so we hazza good cewebwation fur Uttao'dozun, welcoming da coming cold bwiss. Da twee-cwimbin' twibe wike da heat more den da cold, so dey hold an' event where dey pwepare demselves mentawee an' othuhwise fur da coming chill. I norra sure wharra da cave dwellin' twibe does, dey kinda cwazy.
Den between Zojudan an' Ozzo'dozuta we has a day dat norra bewong to eithuh where we pwepare ourselves fur da oncoming wave of heat. My twibe norra wike da heat, wheely... but da twee cwimbuhs wike it, so izza okey. We got our seasons, an' dey got deres. My oldest elduhs told me dat each season had a meaning, an I beweave dem, 'cauze dey my elduhs an' all.
We izza alwayz taught t'beweave our elduhs. Dey da most smartest people of da twibe, an' iffa we respect anna wisten to dem, we can know more den dem at dere age. So dat we can den pass all our know-wedge to da younguh ones, anna each new gwoup o' younguh ones knows more an' more.
Warpfang