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"Ah, you missed my arrival, unfortunately. I was rather taken aback to learn from Tat that your quaint little town is veritably besieged by legions of undead, masses of troll and dragon armies, and swarms of goblins, minotaurs, and other creatures. I was quite excited to learn of all this, and had hoped to follow some brave and heroic adventurers around and jot down the accounts of their legendary battles..but alas, i saw only a poor ghostly maiden, who mentioned her tragic loss of her loved one, and while it was a story worthy of a tearful ballad, there was not much else to occupy my interests..perhaps when the town is more populated i will revisit it and garner praise with my spellbinding stories of love, death, bravery and intrigue.."
...welcome to the party pal...
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